Have you used every emoticon here???

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Posted by Im_My_Own_Princess

one day a bob asked nora 'will you marry me? '. he gave her a ring and she screamed 'yes'
they called their parents and screamed into the phone. Nora told her mother they had gone out to dinner and bob put the ring in a slice of cake 'i thought I was going to faint ' nora said. her mother insisted they rush right over... when nora and bob arrived at her parents house all their families were there jumping and clapping and screaming when nora's father asked for quiet while he toasted the newly engaged couple.
months later after much head banging , financial woes arguments and tears , nora and bob were at wits end
there was so much drama going on with the MOH being a brat and the BM being a kiss asss all they wanted to do was walk down that aisle and go on their honeymoon and lay in the sun . but first, they needed to find a house to sleep in. so they searched and searched for the perfect home .. but everything was either far too expensive which broke their hearts or were too small or too dirty or in bad neighborhoods then one day they found it.. the perfect house in a perfect neighborhood for the perfect price where they could build a snowman when it snowed.
so now that that was done.. and the wedding planning was done, it was time to walk down that aisle
bob do you? ... nora do you? ...
YES

so on their honeymoon they went...

and 2 months later.. nora tells bob honey, we have to talk...
we're going to have a baby! either a little boy
or a little girl !
bob gasped 'but how did this happen' he asked his wife.. who blushed thinking she'd have to actually explain how it was done.. bob rolled his eyes and said he knows where baby's come from... but we have to buy bottles and pacifiers and we need money Nora got upset at the thought that bob was upset .. but he reassured his wife that he was just shocked

8 months later they had a baby who was cute as a button bob and nora thanked god for such a beautiful gift.

the end.


(did i get all of them?? i feel like i'm missing one or two)

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Posted by mshonfeld

I just used the house emoticon () just for you!

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Posted by mrsdraskin2009

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Posted by Clover23

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Posted by mrsdraskin2009

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Posted by Clover23

Did someone say.... meow?
Or was it mow?
Or was it mmaaaahw?
Or was it mrowww?
Or was it mew?
Or was it maaaau?

Just curious.

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It was more like a myowwww. My personal fave is meeeeeee-ow.

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That's a good one. I enjoy it when Clover gives me the ol' meh-eh-eh.... she sounds like a little lamb and it is quite ridiculous.

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I am beginning to think Dumpster Baby has no vocal cords He squeaks.

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