one day a bob
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asked nora
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'will you marry me?
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'. he gave her a ring
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and she screamed 'yes'
they called their parents and
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screamed into the phone. Nora
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told her mother they had gone out to dinner
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and bob
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put the ring
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in a slice of cake
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'i thought I was going to faint
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' nora said. her mother insisted they rush right over... when nora
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and bob
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arrived at her parents house all their families were there jumping
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and clapping
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and screaming
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when nora's father asked for quiet while he toasted
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the newly engaged couple.
months later after much head banging
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, financial woes
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arguments
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and tears
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, nora
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and bob
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were at wits end
there was so much drama
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going on with the MOH
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being a brat and the BM being a kiss asss
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all they wanted to do was walk down that aisle
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and go on their honeymoon
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and lay in the sun
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. but first, they needed to find a house
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to sleep
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in. so they searched and searched for the perfect home
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.. but everything was either far too expensive
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which broke their hearts
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or were too small
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or too dirty
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or in bad neighborhoods
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then one day they found it.. the perfect house
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in a perfect neighborhood
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for the perfect price
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where they could build a snowman
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when it snowed.
so now that that was done.. and the wedding planning was done, it was time to walk down that aisle
bob
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do you?
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... nora
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do you?
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...
YES
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so on their honeymoon they
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went...
and 2 months later.. nora
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tells bob
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honey, we have to talk...
we're going to have a baby! either a little boy
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or a little girl
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!
bob gasped
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'but how did this happen' he asked his wife.. who blushed
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thinking she'd have to actually explain how it was done.. bob
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rolled his eyes
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and said he knows where baby's come from... but we have to buy bottles
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and pacifiers
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and we need money
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Nora
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got upset
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at the thought that bob
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was upset
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.. but he reassured his wife that he was just shocked
8 months later they had a baby
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who was cute as a button
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bob
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and nora
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thanked god
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for such a beautiful gift.
the end.
(did i get all of them?? i feel like i'm missing one or two)