Hey Ilana...

I see you're planning to register for a microwave this weekend...register for one of these too while you're at it.







(That pic just doesn't get old!)

KRISSSSSSSSSSS


IM FCUKIN DYING OVER HERE

i cant even

Eff you, wh0re, I've got TWO of those in my kitchen and we haven't used EITHER.


Imma laugh when you have your first fire scare over some stupid shiz you do in your new apt.