Household products poem

I found one but I was wondering if there is another one out there. This is the one I have:

Here are some tips from us to you:
To help your marriage stick like glue
Oh, how fantastic marriage can be it's true!
No longer solo in a few weeks
The pledge you and Bentley make is for keeps.
Though you are glad that you have found a genuine honey
who wisked you off the ground,
marriage you will soon discover is certainly not equal.
As you concentrate vividly on your next trial
Bentley will probably have been napping awhile.
Bentley is very loving, with a bounce in his step, too--
because he is getting it all with you!
The two of you together it's plain to see
fit each other to a tea.
You and Bentley should never shout
because that's not what marriage is about.
Treat each other with kid gloves,
give each other lots of hugs,
and the measure of your success
will be the happiness you possess.
Face each day with cheer and you both will have a zestful first year.
To snuggle and caress is the key to happiness--and it's free!
May love and joy fill your hearts all the way
and let's hope May 26th is not filled with rain but sunlight that day.
We know that the days of your married life will be X-tra bright
as your love increases after each little fight.
And may the dove of peace bring a bounty of love to your life.

Love,
Your Bridal Party

Re: Household products poem

I found this from an old post....


'Dear Sarah, You are entering a new ERA. There will come a THYME in your marriage when you find 'groom's name' is not always MR. CLEAN, but don't send out the S.O.S. because he might VANISH. 'Groom's name' will always bring you CHEER and you will find him to be your white DOVE. When you are together you will find JOY, so remember your PLEDGE and give him your ALL. To 'bride's name' and 'groom's name' the Best of Luck & Good Fortune in the years to come. And may 'groom's name' always be your HONEY.
Variation: This one is a letter utilizing mostly cleaning products and health products. This is to be presented by the bridal party to the bride in front of guests:

Dear 'bride's name', It is only fair that we let (Bride's name) in on a little SECRET. (Groom's name) may be FANTASTIC but wait until (Bride's name) finds out that he is not MR. CLEAN. He'll expect her to be a DYNAMO in the kitchen and he thinks all women should MOP & GLOW. At night he'll wake you up at DAWN to SNUGGLE up close. We all AGREE that (Bride's name) and (Groom's name) will have a very happy LIFE together. Our wish for you is that your home be filled with JOY and you remain as happy as ever in the FUTURE.

Re: Household products poem

Here is another one i found from an old post...



Here are two that I used for 2 friends showers last year. The cleaning products and other little 'gifts' are the words in capitals. Obviously you would have to change them a little to make it personalized for your friends or family. Hope it helps! Dear Virginia, In this basket you will DISCOVER, Our WISE thoughts on how you and Gerry should love each other. As you enter a new ERA of your LIFE, We all AGREE that you and Gerry will have a great FUTURE as husband and wife. It was at this very place that your love started to bloom. Now here we are at your SHOWER in the very same room. It was here that SUAVE Gerry WISKed you OFF of your feet. We're SURE you remember how your heart skipped a BEET. We can't believe that was more than 5 years. But we PROMISE as happy as we are we will shed NO MORE TEARS! Your wedding day will be filled with JOY and happy TIMEs. Then you'll make a DASH to catch your departing airline. Take advantage of your romantic honeymoon, And SNUGGLE together under the BRITE moon. It will be FANTASTIC to be in Antiqua in June. Just be careful not to let your skin PRUNE. You don't want to burn, especially on your tush! So, make sure to avoid dehydrating and drink lots of ANHEUSER BUSCH!! When you return from your trip, You will find that everyone has a marriage tip. But, if you two put your HEAD AND SHOULDERS together, You'll find that you'll really only need each other. So, be sure to SHOUT out and PLEDGE your LUV, 'Cause we know that's something you will ALWAYS have GOOD N' PLENTY of. It's no SECRET that you and Gerry are a CHARMIN' pair, And a love as special as yours is rare. Even so, there may be days when things get ROCKY, But don't handle it by being stubborn or cocky! Just remember that a few HUGS & KISSES and a little CARESS, Will make your troubles VANISH quicker than you may guess. So avoid the times when you BICker, And instead try to make each other SNICKER! With your ZEST and CHEERful ways, We know your love will continue to grow and strengthen through the days. We love you and wish you a lifetime CHOCK FULL OF love and happiness for always. Love, Your Bridal Party Dear Christy, Here is a box filled with WISE thoughts for two FANTASTIC PEOPLE--Christy and Jeff! You are now entering a new part of your LIFE, Living in Sayville as husband and wife. Be GLAD that SUAVE Jeff WISKed you off of your feet. Be SURE to remember how your heart skipped a BEET (beat). At the start of each new DAWN, May your FIRST RESPONSE not be to yawn, But to instead SHOUT out and PLEDGE your LUV to each other. For your wedding at Land's End will be like no other. Handle your problems with FINESSE and BRUSH aside all fears, After all, you've been together for eight years! Don't worry if the flight to Florida is a ROUGH RIDER. That's just an excuse to SNUGGLE each other tighter. With your ZEST and CHEERful ways, you will DISCOVER that marriage will be easy for you. When you put your HEAD AND SHOULDERS together, you'll find there's nothing you two can't do. We all AGREE that your are a CHARMIN (charming) couple, Who will VANISH away all of your troubles. May you ALWAYS AIM to shower each other with GOOD 'N PLENTY of HUGS and KISSES, And fill your FUTURE with loving CARESSes. Jeff should always be your HONEY and someone upon whom you can DEPEND, Even if his taste in music, you can not mend! He should RAVE how sweet as SUGAR you are, And always wear his seatbelt when you are the driver of the car!!!! Try to make each other smile and SNICKER, And be sure to avoid the times when you BICker We all wish you and Jeff a marriage CHOCK FULL of JOY and happy TIMEs, And nothing too BAZAAR or out of line. May the PROMISE of your love always shine BRITEly. We all love you, Love your Bridal Party