that just made me laugh knowing that you prob typed in 'dildo cleaner' on google images!!!!
that is so funny
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Actually I told this story on here once before but I'll tell it again because there are a lot of new girls...At my passion party, they had samples of strawberry flavored titty warming lube and unbeknownst (sp?) to me, a tube of it fell under the couch and opened. We had ants in a certain spot by the couch and had no idea why! FH finally went under the couch and pulled out the opened bottle of titty warming lube and he's like what is this? And I had to explain to him that the ants couldn't get enough of the titty warming lube!
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Posted by MikeandJess
Actually I told this story on here once before but I'll tell it again because there are a lot of new girls...At my passion party, they had samples of strawberry flavored titty warming lube and unbeknownst (sp?) to me, a tube of it fell under the couch and opened. We had ants in a certain spot by the couch and had no idea why! FH finally went under the couch and pulled out the opened bottle of titty warming lube and he's like what is this? And I had to explain to him that the ants couldn't get enough of the titty warming lube!
oh my lord. Did you just say 'titty'?!?!?
Ok, I really think I peed a little.
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it does taste pretty good...the ants have good taste!!
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I just cracked up. Oh man. Such a bride, succccccch a bride! I really don't know what you'd do with the swing...? Well, I mean, i know what you'd DOOOO with the swing....but doesn't that just seem like so much effort!??!
yea I don't fully understand them either, I think it's more like a S&M thing where the man is in complete control because the woman can't move in the swing she's just kind of hanging out
Wow I didnt know that is what the swing was. I thought it was like when we all used to sit on the swing together facing eachother like spiders and swinging back and forth? Does anyone else remember that.
How innocent that was back then.
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Posted by MikeandJess
Actually I told this story on here once before but I'll tell it again because there are a lot of new girls...At my passion party, they had samples of strawberry flavored titty warming lube and unbeknownst (sp?) to me, a tube of it fell under the couch and opened. We had ants in a certain spot by the couch and had no idea why! FH finally went under the couch and pulled out the opened bottle of titty warming lube and he's like what is this? And I had to explain to him that the ants couldn't get enough of the titty warming lube!
That is soooo hysterical!!!!!!!!
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Posted by MikeandJess
Actually I told this story on here once before but I'll tell it again because there are a lot of new girls...At my passion party, they had samples of strawberry flavored titty warming lube and unbeknownst (sp?) to me, a tube of it fell under the couch and opened. We had ants in a certain spot by the couch and had no idea why! FH finally went under the couch and pulled out the opened bottle of titty warming lube and he's like what is this? And I had to explain to him that the ants couldn't get enough of the titty warming lube!
oh my lord. Did you just say 'titty'?!?!?
Ok, I really think I peed a little.
I cant stop laughing at this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted by MikeandJess
Actually I told this story on here once before but I'll tell it again because there are a lot of new girls...At my passion party, they had samples of strawberry flavored titty warming lube and unbeknownst (sp?) to me, a tube of it fell under the couch and opened. We had ants in a certain spot by the couch and had no idea why! FH finally went under the couch and pulled out the opened bottle of titty warming lube and he's like what is this? And I had to explain to him that the ants couldn't get enough of the titty warming lube!
oh my lord. Did you just say 'titty'?!?!?
Ok, I really think I peed a little.
that's what the host called it and it stuck. Ants have titties too, and maybe they're cold! don't discriminate
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Actually I told this story on here once before but I'll tell it again because there are a lot of new girls...At my passion party, they had samples of strawberry flavored titty warming lube and unbeknownst (sp?) to me, a tube of it fell under the couch and opened. We had ants in a certain spot by the couch and had no idea why! FH finally went under the couch and pulled out the opened bottle of titty warming lube and he's like what is this? And I had to explain to him that the ants couldn't get enough of the titty warming lube!
oh my lord. Did you just say 'titty'?!?!?
Ok, I really think I peed a little.
I cant stop laughing at this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me neither! FH just came out because I was laughing so hard...
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Anyone notice that we have the RAUNCH on HUMP DAY how ironic!
Anyone notice that we have the RAUNCH on HUMP DAY how ironic!
hmm.. i usually only see FH on the weekends now.. so maybe halfway through the week.. i get frustrated
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It don't mean a thing if you ain't got that swing...
Oh my goodness Jess!!!
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It don't mean a thing if you ain't got that swing...
no way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I thought it looked like a swing...no how do you explain that thing in your house? I was picturing like a recliner type thing that had a nice pillow for me to relax my head on and enjoy the ride.
Totally different than what I envisioned.
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It don't mean a thing if you ain't got that swing...
BAHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
That looks like a torture device!!!!!!!!!
(Sorry if any of you use one....but my thighs are getting chapped just THINKING about it!!!!!!)
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lol I don't really have one, I was kidding. But I found that one on ebay if you girls are interested!
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ps-there were a few pictures of the swing in use but I thought the thread might get pulled
