How many 'toys' do you own?

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Posted by MikeandJess

lol I don't really have one, I was kidding. But I found that one on ebay if you girls are interested!

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so you were seeing how much one would go for just in case FH could convince you? are you sure you dont like these things...Im not convinced!

how much is it on ebay?

And WHERE do you put that?!

Actually, it looks like it could blend in next to a bowflex or treadmill...

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Posted by MikeandJess

ps-there were a few pictures of the swing in use but I thought the thread might get pulled

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for demonstartion purposes?!

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Posted by MikeandJess

lol I don't really have one, I was kidding. But I found that one on ebay if you girls are interested!

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ugh! would you really buy one of those off ebay??people already used it???

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Posted by beachbum05

how much is it on ebay?

And WHERE do you put that?!

Actually, it looks like it could blend in next to a bowflex or treadmill...

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You really are making me laugh tonight!

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Posted by ZeppsGirl

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Posted by beachbum05

how much is it on ebay?

And WHERE do you put that?!

Actually, it looks like it could blend in next to a bowflex or treadmill...

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You really are making me laugh tonight!

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IDEA

GTG passion party....with bartenders!

how crazy would that be...i may be to scared to show up!

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Posted by MikeandJess

lol I'll probably get kicked off LIW if I post the in use swing pictures but you girls can do a google search for sex swing. I deleted the pictures very quickly just in case FH finds them and thinks it's his vday gift!

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aww then he would get disappointed when he doesnt see that on the 14th

Im nearly crying right now....too effing funny. Man, I needed this!

zeppster, back atcha. Man. Too good.

PS - I am doing the google seach now. Jess, you should probably delete your google search history. FH is going to think you have a wild other side!!!!! ....maybe thats a good thing???

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Posted by ZeppsGirl

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Posted by ZeppsGirl

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Posted by beachbum05

how much is it on ebay?

And WHERE do you put that?!

Actually, it looks like it could blend in next to a bowflex or treadmill...

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You really are making me laugh tonight!

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IDEA

GTG passion party....with bartenders!

how crazy would that be...i may be to scared to show up!

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hey thats an idea!! It might be good to do the end of the year.. before brides start getting married.. some uh presents for the honeymoon!

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Posted by beachbum05

Im nearly crying right now....too effing funny. Man, I needed this!

zeppster, back atcha. Man. Too good.

PS - I am doing the google seach now. Jess, you should probably delete your google search history. FH is going to think you have a wild other side!!!!! ....maybe thats a good thing???

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unless he doesn't get it on valentine's day and thinks I got it to use with someone else

I just did a google image seach for 'sex swing' and the first picture?!?!? HOW does that look like its pleasurable?!?!?! I'd be afraid my fat @ss would tear that shizzle out of the ceiling, let alone think about FH strapped into this torture device!

There would be no 'o-face' if I was on that puppy, I'll tell you that!!!!!!!!

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Posted by ZeppsGirl

yeah until they are sleeping tonight and he starts binding her up saying RIDE UM COWBOY practicing until his delivery of the swing.

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HAHAH I should send it to his office and he'll say what the hell is this and open it in his cubicle. I'm having a really good time in my head envisioning this.

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Posted by cherish83

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Posted by ZeppsGirl

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Posted by ZeppsGirl

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Posted by beachbum05

how much is it on ebay?

And WHERE do you put that?!

Actually, it looks like it could blend in next to a bowflex or treadmill...

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You really are making me laugh tonight!

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IDEA

GTG passion party....with bartenders!

how crazy would that be...i may be to scared to show up!

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hey thats an idea!! It might be good to do the end of the year.. before brides start getting married.. some uh presents for the honeymoon!

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yeah like we could ask the party professional to make up ideas for honeymoon packages or something...

packages for the innocent first timers
packages for the passion lovers

and packages for Jess

swing included with ball and gag strap

hey thats an idea!! It might be good to do the end of the year.. before brides start getting married.. some uh presents for the honeymoon!

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yeah like we could ask the party professional to make up ideas for honeymoon packages or something...

packages for the innocent first timers
packages for the passion lovers

and packages for Jess

swing included with ball and gag strap

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sounds like an idea!

I hope i didnt offend you I was just making myself laugh a little bit harder.

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Posted by ZeppsGirl
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yeah like we could ask the party professional to make up ideas for honeymoon packages or something...

packages for the innocent first timers
packages for the passion lovers

and packages for Jess

swing included with ball and gag strap

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haha I'm in a class of my own? What about butt beads? Or the politically correct term of anal beads.