How to annoy- EDIT WITH MORE

A BLIND DATE:

-Pull out a harmonica and play blues songs when your date begins talking about themselves.
-Without asking, eat off your date's plate. Eat more from their plate than s/he does.
-Drool.
-Fill your pockets with sugar packets, as well as salt and pepper shakers, silverware, floral arrangements... i.e anything on the table that isn't bolted down.
-Hold a debate. Take both sides.
-Wipe your nose on your date's sleeve. Twice.
-Stand up every five minutes, circle your table with your arms outstretched, and make airplane sounds.
-Excuse yourself to use the restroom. Go back to the head waiter/hostess and ask for another table in a different part of the restaurant. Order another meal. When your date finally finds you, ask him/her 'What in the hell took you so long in the restroom?!?'
-Lick your plate. Offer to lick theirs.
-Feed imaginary friends, or toy dolls you've brought along.

THE DRIVE THROUGH
- Specify that this order is 'To Go'.
- Drive through the drive in backwards and let your rear seat passenger make the order.
-When asked if they can take your order, tell them you are just looking and drive off.
-When they hand you your food, hand them a bag back with all the rubbish from your car in it.
-When they come on the intercom, say 'Sorry, I'm not here at the moment, please leave me a message'.
-Pretend like your window is broken. Tell the employee this. Order with your door open, pay with your door open. Roll down window and take food through the window.
-Attempt to take the order-takers order ('Hi, may I take your order?') before they get a chance to take yours.
-Order confusing items, i.e., 'Hi, I'll have a large orange Coke and a small medium fries, please.'
-Drive through with a car load of naked people.
-Speak in such a garbled fashion that the order-taker will think there is a problem with the speaker and ask you to order at the window. When you arrive at the window, speak in the same garbled, incomprehensible fashion.
- If you are a male, have a female friend place the order by speaking VERY seductively and suggestively into the speaker. When she finishes, have her hide and pull up to accept your order. See how many of the order-takers fellow employees have been called over to the window to 'check out the babe.'

THE OFFICE
-Agree to organize the company Christmas party. Hold it at McDonald’s Playland. Charge everyone $15 each.
-Decorate your office with pictures of Cindy Brady and Danny Partridge. Try to pass them off as your children.
-Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.
-Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Always wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is a different gender than you are.)
-Make up nicknames for all your coworkers and refer to them only by these names. “That’s a good point Sparky.” “No I’m sorry I’m going to have to disagree with you there, Chachi.”
-Name all your pens and insist that meetings can’t begin until they’re all present.
-Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.)
-Put shaving cream on your boss’s telephone earpiece. Dial the number. When he/she answers, say “Sqwish.”
-Put those hole reinforcing circles on the center of you eyeglasses. Now go to that executive meeting.
-Put up mosquito netting around your cubicle. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
-Wait until a co-worker goes on vacation, then relocate everything they have in their office, and move someone else in their place. When they get back act like nothing has changed since they left.

sooo funny i knew someone who tried to put shower curtains up in her cubicle for some reason I think she was trying to make a statement it didnt go over so well with the boss

I loved the office ones.

Put up mosquito netting around your cubicle. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.

Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.)

These are hilarious! I'm tempted to try some of these

Here's a few more

THE GENERAL PUBLIC
-After visiting the local donut shop, sit on the floor cross-legged and insist in a childish voice that you haven't received enough chocolate sprinkles.
-As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
-As people talk, smell their shoulders.
-Ask people to prove everything they say. (e.g. 'I'm Bob, nice to meet you...' 'PROVE IT!')
-Ask people what gender they are.
-Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your 'imaginary friend.'
-At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
-At random times in a conversation, say 'Hi,' 'Hello Sir, how are you?' or 'Have a good day, thank you.'
-At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
-Before exiting the elevator, push all the buttons.
-Call into work and tell them you have something better to do today.
-Call the operator. When asked, 'Can I help you?' reply, 'No thanks, just browsing.'
-Call your neighbors collect.
-Close your eyes and start snoring whenever anyone tries to talk to you.
-Decline to be seated at a restaurant and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.
-Disagree strongly with everything anybody says.
-Eat produce at the market; don't buy it.
-Face the back when standing in an elevator.
-Fart in cramped places.
-Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
-Flirt with a friend's spouse, lick your lips slowly, wink, etc.
-Go to a Metallica concert wearing a Michael Bolton T-Shirt.
-Go to a shoe store and try on every shoe, then say that you aren't interested in buying shoes and leave.
-Incessantly recite annoying phrases, such as 'sticky wicket isn't cricket.'
-Insist on buying airplane tickets for friends to 'save them money.' Make sure the plane departs at 5AM and the tickets are non-refundable. Point out that you didn't really save them any money.
-Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
-Look at your hand in amazement and say, 'Whoa, I never knew I had this!'
-On a night other than Halloween, get a few friends together and dress like Jason from Friday the 13th. Have each of you stand a mile apart on a highway.
-Produce a rental video consisting entirely of FBI copyright warnings.
-Stare at people for about five minutes, making sure they know you're staring at them. Then, slowly sneak up to them while humming the Mission: Impossible theme. Sniff their head, then run away. Repeat.
-Surprise old friend's by visiting them at 3AM 'to discuss old times'.
-Tape pieces of 'Sweating to the Oldies' over climatic parts of rental movies.
-Throw newspapers back at paperboys.
-Walk up to random people and ask them, very seriously, 'Do you know the muffin man?'
-Walk up to someone eating. Lean over and stare at them intently until they notice. Continue to do so until they ask what you're doing. Reply, 'I've been watching you eat for the last 30 seconds.. You're weird!' Leave the restaurant.
-Walk very slowly, and make sure nobody can get past you, move in front of them when the try.
-When at dinner at a fancy restaurant, keep blowing out the candle in the middle of the table, and blame it on your date.
-When riding up an elevator with a stranger, start singing a song that everyone knows, then expect them to start singing too. If they do not start singing, insist, “Everyone knows that song. Are you stupid?”
-When standing near a 'high-class person,' ask them, 'Excuse me, but do I have a booger hanging on my nose? I thought I picked it off.'