HUMP DAY QOTD!!

There's something about the word 'hump'. I don't know- it's just gross.

Anyway, I'd like to thank everyone for participating in the QOTDs, and for not eviscerating me over the Encyclopedia Britannica of QOTD's yesterday. However, I really want to thank everyone who took the time to answer- I tried to reply to all of your responses. They were GREAT, and I'll never stop trying to fit 'scrotum' into every sentence I utter from now until my untimely demise.

There are so many things I want to ask, but I'm having a hard time making up my mind. So I think I'm going to go for multiple questions, but only a few. I hope it's okay!!

For those who like the wedding questions:

What is the one aspect of your wedding day you are MOST looking forward to, and the one you are looking forward to the LEAST?

For me, it's walking into the room and seeing everyone I love. I have no idea how I will possibly keep it together when I see everyone I care about in one room. And I'm concerned, because I'm doing the airbrush, and I don't want a 'tracks of my tears' situation.

The LEAST, is the first dance. I don't know- everyone looking at us while we dance? I just think it's too much. The only way I can get myself on a dancefloor usually is to convince myself, well, who is looking at ME?? They're having their own fun! This time, EVERYONE is, and I don't think I can take it. I'm planning on having the DJ have people join us after about 5 seconds.


Second question.

What is your favorite topic of conversation? The thing that you can talk yourself blue about, and after a while, people back away from you slowly?

Politics. I can talk about politics until the cows come home, then while I slaughter them and after I eat them (sorry, Veggie Bride!!). IWhen I first started posting, I got into a few crazy posts about the election (remember, Donna's Mom?). I was so concerned about pissing people off, I posted under an assumed name, because I just couldn't stop myself. I've since come to realize that a lot of us who come here aren't looking for angry discussion, but a fun place to talk about wedding stuff and other good things. And once you out yourself as a Dem or Rep, you immediately alienate people. So I'm tryiing as hard as possible to not discuss it further. Of course, I could talk about religion instead, because people love that. Especially since my God is the only real God.

Only kidding. I love that one.

Last and final question, which someone asked me once, and I LOVED it, but I have no idea why.

If you were a kid again, are you a waterslide or a sandbox kid?

I have actually thought long and hard (like FH.) about this one, and I think it requires specification. Waterslide would be my choice, but there could be no people around to see my a$$ get stuck and the water start to reservoir up behind my grand coulie dam. Also, because I choose not to appear in public in swim garments (the children, my GOD, think of the children!), I'd look ridiculous in my sweatsuit on the waterslide. I did recently see a spot on CNN where some iranian chick devised a very modest swimsuit, called the Burqini, that covered the wearer from head to toe. This might be an option. But barring this, I must opt for the sandbox.

Okay, that's it! Just three questions. Answer one or all, and I hope there's one there for everyone!!

Finally, a confidential QOTD for Snowflake:

Are you back on your meds?