I almost went to jail today!!

AHHHH!!!

So, I went to the school bookstore to buy FH his books for small semester. I saw the funniest bright blue pants that said 'QUEENS' on the butt. Of course, I had to have them for working out / sleeping. I had to go back to the rack and get a pair with a tag on it, fine whatever. Just pack the bag so I can go.
I go to walk out the door and I hear 'beep beep beep'. Well, this really intelligent individual comes over and asks to seek my receipt..so I give it to him. Well, there were two pairs of pant in my bag and being a moron I said, 'I only bought one pair, take your pants and I will be on my way.' So the man starts yelling at me and telling me to settle down...this goes on and on. He yells accross the store that I tried to shoplift a pair of Large sweatpants. Oh no, he didn't!!! I start screaming...oh yes, my exact words, 'Did you call me fat? Do I look like I wear a large?'
By this point, there were 5 of these morons blocking me from getting out of the store. I am yelling many a nice words still stuck on the fact that this man inferred I was fat.

I called my attorney and threatened to sue them for keeping me there against my will and harrassment...so they decided to let me go! Can you believe he called me fat??? Call me a thief, okay. Tell me I have bad hair, okay. BUT don't ever call me fat!!

And I thought the big house had reformed you.. JK

Sorry you went through this.

---

Posted by OctGroom

And I thought the big house had reformed you.. JK

Sorry you went through this.

---

Well, Hempstead corrupted me instead of reforming me! Darn correctional system!

---

Posted by MrsKinMay05

---

Posted by OctGroom

And I thought the big house had reformed you.. JK

Sorry you went through this.

---

Well, Hempstead corrupted me instead of reforming me! Darn correctional system!

---

OK.. you sound ready to be an arch-criminal.
Excellent.. you need a costume, an M.O. to commit crime and a signature yell.

Let me know if you need any help.

---

Posted by myasmom

OMG I dont know what I would have done. I'd probably be in jail right now..For kicking his Arse.

---

I was too busy on my cellphone yelling at FH telling him to tell these people I am not fat. He kept telling me I am deaf and the man did not call me fat. It was FH's fault that I was at the store but my fault for picking a fight with security. That much I can deal with.

---

Posted by OctGroom

---

Posted by MrsKinMay05

---

Posted by OctGroom

And I thought the big house had reformed you.. JK

Sorry you went through this.

---

Well, Hempstead corrupted me instead of reforming me! Darn correctional system!

---

OK.. you sound ready to be an arch-criminal.
Excellent.. you need a costume, an M.O. to commit crime and a signature yell.

Let me know if you need any help.

---

My signature yell will be 'DID YOU CALL ME FAT?'
But I need help with the costume!!

OMG....i thought i was going to read you murdered you FMIL

---

Posted by oct.2004bride

OMG....i thought i was going to read you murdered you FMIL

---

Nah, not worth my time nor my crime spree!!

Your costume --

a white T shirt that says, 'Don't call me fat.'
a bright blue mask.. (lone ranger type
mask) and of course.. bright blue gloves and boots and certainly bright blue pants that say 'QUEENS' on the butt.

you'll be on the 10 most wanted within hours.

i had a catwoman thing picked out.. but since the movie bombed.. forget it.. you are gonna need your own image.

Best of Luck in your life of crime!

---

Posted by MrsKinMay05

Call me a thief, okay. Tell me I have bad hair, okay. BUT don't ever call me fat!!

---

I am glad you are ok.....sorry for the morons

---

Posted by OctGroom

Your costume --

a white T shirt that says, 'Don't call me fat.'
a bright blue mask.. (lone ranger type
mask) and of course.. bright blue gloves and boots and certainly bright blue pants that say 'QUEENS' on the butt.

you'll be on the 10 most wanted within hours.

i had a catwoman thing picked out.. but since the movie bombed.. forget it.. you are gonna need your own image.

Best of Luck in your life of crime!

---

I definitley have to wear the QUEENS pants...maybe I should go back for the pair that still have the security tag on them. I already have bright blue gloves!! I just need the mask.

---

Posted by HearzBellz

---

Posted by MrsKinMay05

Call me a thief, okay. Tell me I have bad hair, okay. BUT don't ever call me fat!!

---

I am glad you are ok.....sorry for the morons

---

ty berry much.

---

Posted by MrsKinMay05

---

Posted by OctGroom

Your costume --

a white T shirt that says, 'Don't call me fat.'
a bright blue mask.. (lone ranger type
mask) and of course.. bright blue gloves and boots and certainly bright blue pants that say 'QUEENS' on the butt.

you'll be on the 10 most wanted within hours.

i had a catwoman thing picked out.. but since the movie bombed.. forget it.. you are gonna need your own image.

Best of Luck in your life of crime!

---

I definitley have to wear the QUEENS pants...maybe I should go back for the pair that still have the security tag on them. I already have bright blue gloves!! I just need the mask.

---

Wow.. you're all ready for this. Impressive!
The blue gloves are so defiintely a must.. can't leave finger-prints.

Make sure that everything matches. A female super-criminal has to accessorize properly. (I'm sure you'll do great!)

Here's to 5 to 10 for you in the slammer!

NOT FOR NOTHING BUT I THINK ITS TOTALLY INAPPROPRIATE TO SAY THAT JUST BECAUSE YOU WEAR LARGE PANTS YOU ARE FAT.....

IT'S PRETTY RUDE ACTUALLY..................

I think I'm going to have to agree with sa070204 on this one...

Did he actually say you were fat or did you just infer that because he said you had a pair of large sweatpants that you were fat? And if so, does that mean that you think that all people who wear large sweatpants are fat? Sounds like you're the one who's calling people who wear a size large are fat.

It seems like you were upset by being accused of shoplifting so in your own words you picked a fight with the security guard.