I need help with ribbons please!

I have to make a confession...I cannot tie a bow. I have these beaultiful probams I am making and they require a ribbon tied bow to keep them together. Well I have tried and tried, but I cannot do it.

I considered just stapling them and placing a self-stick bow on the staple so no one would see it.

What would you all do?

my sister is freaking out. next weekend i'm helping her put together her invites and they're tied together up top. she keeps going on and on how she doesn't know how to make it look pretty.

find some BP members and have them help, or you can do what we're doing. we're just going to tie them the best we can and if anyone questions them or says the bow is ugly they're disinvited