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I think I am going to make an awful wife

Original post by MrsK-in-June05

All my FI asked was that I go to Waldbaum's and pick up food. Well, easier said than done. At 3pm on a Monday afternoon it took 15 minutes for 3 ppl ahead of me in line to go. I yelled at a woman for breathing on my Bounty...she was hovering over me and the food and I got grossed out. Then, I get home and go to get the food out of the trunk and there must have been grease somewhere cause it ended up all over the bags and my arm. By the time I made it up the 3 floor walk up my arm was bleeding.But, the only thing I complained about was the grease on my purse!! I called the FI and cried over the grease. Now, I have to cook the food...that will be a challenge, too. How do I get the grease off my arm? I tried regular soap and dish soap!!!! Argh, pray for my future DH he needs it!

RedHead Posted:

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Posted by DjPiLL

My girl is probably the only girl that I know of that doesn't properly know how to 'shop'.

She hates shopping for clothes. (What girl out there hates shopping?) :D

When she goes grocery shopping... she will wander around aimlessly between the aisles in a dumb stare... and not buy anything. Its actually pretty funny.




well there is a huge difference in clothing shopping and food shopping.
Are ya sure she is a girl, your fh...just kiddin

I get that blank stare sometimes when i am food shopping too!
MrsTC Posted:

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Posted by DjPiLL

My girl is probably the only girl that I know of that doesn't properly know how to 'shop'.

She hates shopping for clothes. (What girl out there hates shopping?) :D

When she goes grocery shopping... she will wander around aimlessly between the aisles in a dumb stare... and not buy anything. Its actually pretty funny.





Didn't we already determine that your GIRL has a name?
MrsK-in-June05 Posted:

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Hates clothes shopping?? I don't get it!

I thought I was the only one with the blank stare issue. When I don't like something, such as food shopping, I resort to the blank stare and act like I have no idea what is going on. Boy, you should have seen the blank stare today....it was one of the worst yet. I was staring at the grease on the purse, the grease on my arm and the food on the floor. I was not sure which I should take care of first.
Don't laugh, I cleaned the purse and then proceeded to put the food away. I can't explain my methods so don't ask.
Maribelle7777 Posted:

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Posted by MrsKinMay05

So I called the FI...way down in Bayville and told him I had used Ivory, Cascade and Dawn on my arm to no avail. Now, I have moved onto vasoline...he said to apply more vasoline, so a whole buncho vasoline later I have a clean and well mosturized arm!! woot woot
TY TY TY
As for the bruises, I can't wear long sleeves because it is 90, but I will tell people I was injured at the gym lifting weights. Sounds much better than beat up by a Waldbaum's bag!! (oy gvalt)




Yay no more greasy arm!!
Maribelle7777 Posted:

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Posted by don424

'As for cooking I agree, ask him if he minds cooking tonight as you had a bad day'

OOH, if I wasn't outnumbered, would I LOVE to respond



And what's wrong with that, Mr Met???
RedHead Posted:

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Posted by MrsKinMay05

Hates clothes shopping?? I don't get it!

Don't laugh, I cleaned the purse and then proceeded to put the food away. I can't explain my methods so don't ask.



no explaination needed..my purse would definately come first!!!
LovelyL Posted:

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I am laughing because I can so see myself in this scenerio.
It's nice to know there are some other domestically challenged girls out there.
butterfly20 Posted:

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you'll be fine...my fh would probably get upset if someone was breathing over his bounty also!
don424 Posted:

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Posted by Maribelle7777


Posted by don424

'As for cooking I agree, ask him if he minds cooking tonight as you had a bad day'

OOH, if I wasn't outnumbered, would I LOVE to respond



And what's wrong with that, Mr Met???



nope -- not gonna comment, i'll get in WORLDS of trouble
MrsK-in-June05 Posted:

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I prefer 'non-Martha'...it gets the point accross in a nice manner. I strive to be a Martha (without the legal trouble, of course) but I know I will never be!!!

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