I want to strangle my new employee. I've never encountered anyone who complains so much in a single day.
Stop freaking talking to yourself; I have posts and gossip columns to read ya dumb broad.
And no, you can't have 'just one more' of my pretzels. They're mine. MINE.
Okay, all better for now.
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thelilacone
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i know what you mean. There's this guy at work that I have to share a cubicle with (2 person cubicles) and he talkes to himself loudly all the time. He also sings a whitlse too. The other day I asked him if he realizes that he talks to himself, and he said: All the time.
WOW. He stoped for the rest of that day, but the next day he was at it again. I'm so glad he's not in today.
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Posted by thelilacone
i know what you mean. There's this guy at work that I have to share a cubicle with (2 person cubicles) and he talkes to himself loudly all the time. He also sings a whitlse too. The other day I asked him if he realizes that he talks to himself, and he said: All the time.
WOW. He stoped for the rest of that day, but the next day he was at it again. I'm so glad he's not in today.
I feel your pain because I have the same set up. I can't wait to change postions so I can have my own cube!!! I have a cubemate that makes personal calls all day and talks in spanish. I wouldn't mind so much I guess if I could eavesdrop and understand what she's saying!
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Ahhhaaa! You crack me up....'ya dumb broad'.
I have a chick that everytime she answers the phone it sounds like her long-lost Mother has called....she goes, 'Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!'
A simple hello would do
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Posted by johnsae I have a chick that everytime she answers the phone it sounds like her long-lost Mother has called....she goes, 'Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!'
I don't know what I'd do if I had to hear that all of the time.
This one drives me so crazy; everything conveniently breaks on her and she never tries to fix anything herself - so I decided to play a game last week. I took out the attatchment to her printer, so it turned on but it wouldn't print. It took her an hour to figure out what was wrong and I refused to help her. I'm a horrible, horrible person, I know.
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Posted by JanuaryBride06
Posted by johnsae I have a chick that everytime she answers the phone it sounds like her long-lost Mother has called....she goes, 'Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!'
I don't know what I'd do if I had to hear that all of the time.
This one drives me so crazy; everything conveniently breaks on her and she never tries to fix anything herself - so I decided to play a game last week. I took out the attatchment to her printer, so it turned on but it wouldn't print. It took her an hour to figure out what was wrong and I refused to help her. I'm a horrible, horrible person, I know.
Can you come do that to my co-worker too?
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Ahhhaaa! You crack me up....'ya dumb broad'.
I have a chick that everytime she answers the phone it sounds like her long-lost Mother has called....she goes, 'Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!'
A simple hello would do
OMG - that would get old SO quick.
JanuaryBride - haha that printer story is funny. Until I entered the workforce, I never realized how many truly useless people exist. Can they accomplish the simplest of tasks? NOOOO! Are they saddened that they are useless? NO, quite content even.
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Posted by johnsae I have a chick that everytime she answers the phone it sounds like her long-lost Mother has called....she goes, 'Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!'
I don't know what I'd do if I had to hear that all of the time.
This one drives me so crazy; everything conveniently breaks on her and she never tries to fix anything herself - so I decided to play a game last week. I took out the attatchment to her printer, so it turned on but it wouldn't print. It took her an hour to figure out what was wrong and I refused to help her. I'm a horrible, horrible person, I know.
Can you come do that to my co-worker too?
Where do you work? I'm in midtown; I'm very sneaky when I'm doing my b1tch work
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Posted by SuzBride JanuaryBride - haha that printer story is funny. Until I entered the workforce, I never realized how many truly useless people exist. Can they accomplish the simplest of tasks? NOOOO! Are they saddened that they are useless? NO, quite content even.
Yes; she's content and I seethe.
It's not a good work day for us, is it?
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Posted by johnsae I have a chick that everytime she answers the phone it sounds like her long-lost Mother has called....she goes, 'Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!'
I don't know what I'd do if I had to hear that all of the time.
This one drives me so crazy; everything conveniently breaks on her and she never tries to fix anything herself - so I decided to play a game last week. I took out the attatchment to her printer, so it turned on but it wouldn't print. It took her an hour to figure out what was wrong and I refused to help her. I'm a horrible, horrible person, I know.
You are going to H E Double Hockey Sticks!
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Posted by johnsae I have a chick that everytime she answers the phone it sounds like her long-lost Mother has called....she goes, 'Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!'
I don't know what I'd do if I had to hear that all of the time.
This one drives me so crazy; everything conveniently breaks on her and she never tries to fix anything herself - so I decided to play a game last week. I took out the attatchment to her printer, so it turned on but it wouldn't print. It took her an hour to figure out what was wrong and I refused to help her. I'm a horrible, horrible person, I know.
You are going to H E Double Hockey Sticks!
As long as she's not there asking me to fix her printer, that's fine by me!
