If you woke up one day...

I would enslave the human race.

especially the hottt men.

oh, and liberally practice 'tantric' sex

I think only then, will we achieve world piece...um, peace.

Actually, I hope this happens the day I have to take my board exam. I'd wake up, ace my exam, THEN go home and go back to sleep.

Def go on a few game shows to win $$$$$$$$$$.

Then DH and I could retire and pay off all our debt.

From all my game-show-championship fame I'd do a world tour sharing my wealth of knowledge.

And write a book, I'd have to write a book.

Everything that there is to know in the world....I do nothing.

I keep writing, use my super cool knowledge to win some huge azz jackpot and sit back and let world unfurl as it's supposed to.

Because I'd really like global domination, but I might be too lazy on the follow through. And maintaining my domination. You need drive for that and all I'm getting is omniscience.

Am I the only one who would cure AIDS and cancer? Jeez, you people are shallow.

Oh, and then I'd make lots of money and go on tour and buy huge compounds in vacation spots and start my own gardening business.

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Posted by greenfreak

Am I the only one who would cure AIDS and cancer? Jeez, you people are shallow.

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Yes
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Posted by stephanielyse

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Posted by greenfreak

Am I the only one who would cure AIDS and cancer? Jeez, you people are shallow.

Oh, and then I'd make lots of money and go on tour and buy huge compounds in vacation spots and start my own gardening business.

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Am I an awful person for not having thought of that? I would totally cure AIDS and Cancer and all those things things. But I would also invent a disease to give to people who pi$$ me off. And I would be the only one who knew the cure.

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You had many assses to kick with your newly acquired fightin' skillzz.

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Posted by a2m-bomb

...and knew everything that there is to know in the world, and I mean everything, what would you do with that knowledge ???

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....use my knowledge to find a way to burn anyone who has ever screwed me over. That's really only like 3-4 people in my life but man would I have fun with that.

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Posted by stephanielyse

I would totally cure AIDS and Cancer and all those things things. But I would also invent a disease to give to people who pi$$ me off. And I would be the only one who knew the cure.

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Totally like that idea better.

I would use my worldly knowledge to play in the high roller room at the MGM Grand, forever.



Side note, Jess's DD thread is a RT.

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Posted by chikita315

I would use my worldly knowledge to play in the high roller room at the MGM Grand, forever.



Side note, Jess's DD thread is a RT.

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holy sh1t. now THAT is funny

ahh to be 15 again.

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Posted by JessicaM.

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Posted by chikita315

I would use my worldly knowledge to play in the high roller room at the MGM Grand, forever.



Side note, Jess's DD thread is a RT.

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holy sh1t. now THAT is funny

ahh to be 15 again.

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How did you have DD's at 15 but you don't anymore?

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Posted by superkat

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Posted by JessicaM.

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Posted by chikita315

I would use my worldly knowledge to play in the high roller room at the MGM Grand, forever.



Side note, Jess's DD thread is a RT.

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holy sh1t. now THAT is funny

ahh to be 15 again.

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How did you have DD's at 15 but you don't anymore?

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I was a little chunkier than I am now...about 20 lbs.

I have some big boobed ladies in my family on my dad's side...my 'smallest' aunt is a D +, the biggest is like a G or some ridiculous size like that

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Posted by greenfreak

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Posted by stephanielyse

I would totally cure AIDS and Cancer and all those things things. But I would also invent a disease to give to people who pi$$ me off. And I would be the only one who knew the cure.

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Totally like that idea better.

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Love this idea! I would definitely play lotto but only when it's the HUGE jackpots. Then I would share my $$ with those who are nice to me.

1) Super hot body by knowing exactly how to exercise and eat to achieve maximal hotness

2) Get rich. Live in Hawaii. on the beach.

3) Tap into psychic abilities (other part of brain) and see what all people really think of me. Act accordingly.

4) Use wealth and knowledge to make other planet inhabitable and send 'undesireables' (determined by me) to that planet. All earth loving, kind people would stay here. I have a few in mind who would be on the first ship.

5) Create an exact taste match for meat, dairy, eggs that doesn't require animals. Result - lots of happy animals.

6) 'Fix' Ozone hole and global warming. Institute redistribution of goods/food to end world hunger. Cure all diseases.