I'm a dirty piggy today

ill share- this is when FH and i took a break...

i was with my sig other and he was hotttttttt. anyway i was distracted by the dog i thought it was staring the WHOLE time.

so of course he finishes and i played it off...and he's like you didn't finish im like HUH yea i did...he's like i know u didn't and well he said round 2 slammed the door kicked the dog out lol but he knewwwwwwwwww i got busted lol

anyway of course i didn't fake the 2nd time but that was 1st and last time i'll ever fib

with an ex...yes.
not with FH.

Dont need too...LOL

Yessssssss of course.......

probably even with FH in the beginning - I probably didnt want him to feel bad b/c it doesnt happen for me every single time.....

but now NEVER - if it doesnt happen for me its not a big deal - sometimes it happens more than once while we are doing it and sometimes it doesnt happen at all.....

BTW i think i'm a pretty good actress

definitely yes! Probably when FH and I were in high school and still figuring out what the hell we were doing!!!

I felt bad (obviously!) so I had to fake it. though at first i didn't think i was really faking, until a friend told me what it would feel like, then I realized i never had one!

But that's all taken care of now!!!!

back like 8 years ago i went to escapes and they had that contest on who can fake an ****** the best....
Yea I WON!!!!!!

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

haha yelley77 you should go visit your FH~ lol

i put yes... common who hasnt? lol I did it to make my FH feel good because I wasnt feeling it.. haha

Sometimes when I'm drunk lol, not lately with FH though

This reminds me of Sex & the City....when Miranda gets with the opthamologist and she fakes it lol it cracks me up....

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Posted by hannahshim

haha yelley77 you should go visit your FH~ lol

i put yes... common who hasnt? lol I did it to make my FH feel good because I wasnt feeling it.. haha

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Hi date twin!!!

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Posted by Future Mulligan

BTW i think i'm a pretty good actress

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arent we all??

can you believe my mom is LURKING and she told me not to answer the 'dirty' questions?!?!?!

I voted anyway...everyone say HI MOM!!! JESUS!! GET BACK TO WORK!!! U GOT MARRIED A MILLION YEARS AGO!!! HAHAHAHAHA

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Posted by 040508Bride

can you believe my mom is LURKING and she told me not to answer the 'dirty' questions?!?!?!

I voted anyway...everyone say HI MOM!!! JESUS!! GET BACK TO WORK!!! U GOT MARRIED A MILLION YEARS AGO!!! HAHAHAHAHA

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Hi mom. Sorry I started all of the dirty threads... it's been a slow day here at the office!!!

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Posted by yelley77

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Posted by 040508Bride

can you believe my mom is LURKING and she told me not to answer the 'dirty' questions?!?!?!

I voted anyway...everyone say HI MOM!!! JESUS!! GET BACK TO WORK!!! U GOT MARRIED A MILLION YEARS AGO!!! HAHAHAHAHA

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Hi mom. Sorry I started all of the dirty threads... it's been a slow day here at the office!!!

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Yes but it wasnt with FH and i had to because he wouldnt stop unless i O'ed and he was sooo horrible i wanted him to get the hell away from me already

I love these dirty whore posts yelley!! hehe

I came across 3 so far..are there anymore I should be looking out for?! hehe

I usually O at least 3x with FH..but he gets soooooo into it when I do..and he'll try to give me back to back ones. So sometimes I fake the first one just to see him get really into it..that sends me straight into 'O' Heaven..lolz..

Guilty