I'm Engaged!!!!!!

A young man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and going to get married. He says, 'Just for fun, Ma, I'm going to bring over 3 women and you try and guess which one I'm going to marry.'

The mother agrees.

The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while. He then says, 'Okay, Ma, guess which one I'm going to marry.'

She immediately replies, 'The one in the middle.'

'That's amazing, Ma. You're right. How did you know?'

'I don't like her.'

Good one Ron!

I love it!

I can't believe my DH told you about the first time I met his mother!

Cute

NICE

Thats cute

It would be funny if it weren't TRUE

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Posted by marymoon

It would be funny if it weren't TRUE

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In that case this is for you!

My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday.
How is she now ?
She's fine. But, the dog died.

A pharmacist tell a customer.
- In order to buy arsenic you should need a legal prescription. A picture of your mother-in-law just isn't enough.

A fellow bride met Marymoon in a pub. She says to Marymoon, 'My MIL is an angel.' Marymoon replies, 'You're lucky. Mine is still alive.'

Q: What do you have when your MIL is covered in concrete up to her shoulders?
A: Too little concrete!

Q: What's the difference between a catfish and a MIL?
A: One's a scum sucking bottom dweller, and the other one is a fish!

A guy brings his dog into the vet and says, 'Could you please cut my dog's tail off?' The vet examines the tail and says, 'There is nothing wrong. Why would you want this done?' The man replies, 'My MIL is coming to visit, and I don't want anything in the house to make her think that she is welcome!'

I bought my MIL a chair for Christmas, but she wouldn't plug it in.

A patient says, 'Doctor, last night I made a Freudian slip. I was having dinner with my MIL, and I wanted to say, 'Could you please pass the butter?' 'But instead I said, 'You silly cow, you have completely ruined my life.'


Q: How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.

RON! You just MADE MY DAY!!!!!!!


I needed that!

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Posted by marymoon



RON! You just MADE MY DAY!!!!!!!


I needed that!

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