IM going to KICK FH vent... (Cleanse WARNING for dieters)

***********WARNING*************
*********Mature Audiences only*********

Do NOT use Colon Cleanse as part of your weight loss plan..........

OK so we are dieting and trying to get healthy for the wedding look good feel good etc....

So FH gets this brainiac idea that in order to start fresh we need to have our colons cleaned.

He buys this colon cleanse junk and tells me yesterday how wonderful it is he weighs 5 pounds less he has energy etc.....

So I go well Hun you know I have a bad system (It is a project for me to go) Is this going to give me cramps and paralyze me all day?

He says no its the best stuff on earth I swear you will be so happy! Your going to feel good have energy blah blah blah

So I take it last night and had planned to take it again today well forget that idea

As soon as I got home from work I have had the worlds worst stomach ache! I have horrid cramps so bad I am on the verge of passing out, I can't breathe, I was in the bathroom for over an hour, I have no energy, I don't feel good and I wish the roof would cave in on me!

It is the worst idea he has ever had! I knew we should have just stuck to the meal plan

I need a hospital ughhhhh

Save yourselves now Buff Brides To Be..... don't be a fool like me learn from my mistakes!

When FH mentions colon cleanse run.......

Ugh I feel sick

Sorry if this warning was TMI or too graphic but I need to save as many people as I can from dumb FH's everywhere!