I'm going to kill someone today!! VENT

I work with this schmuck attorney who is 'one of those.' He's known for saying things like - there are 2 types of attorneys: those who work hard and bust their a$$, and those who get manage to get by... as if he's proud of being a lowlife parasite. He comes in late, goes home early and pushes his responsibilities on other people CONSTANTLY!

So he has the audacity to tell me I need to take initiative because an affidavit on a document of his was incorrect. Meanwhile, I was the one who asked him in the first place if he needed the @#$^* affidavit! If I hadn't, it wouldn't have gotten done at all! He's spends so much time pointing fingers at people, it makes me sick. I hate him soooo much.

Worse than that, I hate that my face turns red when I get angry so he can clearly see that he's pushing my buttons.

Take a deep breath - he's so not worth it!!!

can you tie him to a chair that spins, then spin it really fast for a long time. Maybe that can shake some common sense into his head.

Don't worry...it's friday!!!

I got a funny scenario for you which will hopefully ease your head....

Wake up this morning to a ferret standing on my head. I notice his tail is looking a little bald. I panic b/c that can be a serious thing, and call the vet. I have to see an exotic animals vet b/c well ferrets are exotic animals. who would have guessed???

The vet is only a few blocks from me so not a big deal to get their by noon.

Ok WithThisRing it's 11:15 FI has to go to work, you need to find the ferret who is probably sleeping in the couch or in the bed, get the carrying case, treats, water, blanket, important phone numbers, and kick FI in the butt just for the heck of it.

Pack up the stuff and go.

FI drops me off at the vet. The little lady behind the counter couldnt find the ferret's chart. Asked me about 5 times am I sure I have been to the vet before.


Turns out whoever took his chart last mispelled FI's last name. How the heck and hollar can that happen I have no clue. It's not a hard name to misspell..

Ok Ferret have a seat it will be a few minutes..

Sit down..

Ok you can go into the pink room. Great the room that looks like pepto bismal.

Hello Dr. He says to me lets take a look at your little friend here.

Feels him up, looks at his teeth, weighs him, and now you think you had it bad, he stuck a thermomiter up the ferrets tush. Well I never heard that little thing scream so much or so loud. I think he's walking funny now

well 5 minutes and 50 dollars later I get told 'just like when men get older and they loose their hair, the ferret is getting older. He's balding. It's nothing serious he's just getting older'

Great so does that mean I should get him ferretgain or a toupe??

It took me longer to get the ferret packed up to go to the vet then I was actually in the vet.

So lets just laugh.....its the best thing to do...

try ferretgain first...toupe's are just bad!

Definitely made me laugh but I'm still planning on pushing this guy out the window. With a little luck he could land in the cemetary across the street and we can all be done with him!

LOL!!!!



maybe you can get him a little hat too

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HI!!!!!