IT'S TIME FOR!!! DEAR__________

DEAR MC SHADY PANTS,

WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO SHADY...YOU KNOW UR SHADY ..SO STOP IT ALREADY...WHEN ARE YOU GONNA LEARN LOYALTY!!! SHADY IS NEVER A GOOD LOOK....

I STILL LOVE YOU!

LOVE,

E

WHO LEFT SHADY PANTS PEOPLE BEHIND IN HIGH SCHOOL

Nobody likes a shady @ss!!

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Posted by littlepixie12

Nobody likes a shady @ss!!

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I KNOW....
HAD TO LET THAT OUT!!!

Dear MOH

You had 20 months to plan my shower why are you waiting to the last minute. If that was the case I would have planned myself. You know I do not do well with unorganize events and lateness That is why I won the necklace at TWOTY

I love you always

LIZ

dear make up lady..

i am going to see you tommmorrow and i really hope u dont make me look like a clown...im terrified of clowns..

thanks gina

Dear stupid people on the train,

If you would let me out of the train instead of trying to bum rush your way in, I wouldn't have to body check you!

Sincerely,

Sick of commuting

Dear John,

I understand you are only a man and can therefore only do so much without a womans help, but please refrain from calling me at work whining that you can't find a shirt. First try looking with your eyes, second...realize that I can NOT find it for you over the phone no matter how much you whine. Get a hobby dude.

Love,

Your future wife.

Dear NYC School Safety Officers,

Thanks for having your annual cell phone/electronics raid in my school today. It really made my students' day. Especially the little sixth graders who were crying. You're all great, really. I especially loved how you exited the building so loudly through the school yard and my kids could hear you laughing. Laughing after taking away kids' cellphones. You really made this school a lot safer.


-Angry Teacher

Dear Stomach,

Stop hoarding all the fat for yourself. Share it with the rest of the body!

Thanks.

Dear Sales Lady at the Bridesmaid Dress Store,

I will be coming to see you this Saturday as soon as your doors open up. Please do not stress me out because I hate shopping and I probably won't have enough coffee in me to deal with it. Please do not say the dress is beautiful and it really looks like a hot mess just to get your commission. Please don't try and sell me every little thing in your store. If I need it I will ask.

Sincerely
Shopping Hater!

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Posted by MrsDtoBe09

Dear NYC School Safety Officers,

Thanks for having your annual cell phone/electronics raid in my school today. It really made my students' day. Especially the little sixth graders who were crying. You're all great, really. I especially loved how you exited the building so loudly through the school yard and my kids could hear you laughing. Laughing after taking away kids' cellphones. You really made this school a lot safer.


-Angry Teacher

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w t f!!!

Dear FRIEND JACKER:

I know I'm FABULOUS therefore I have FABULOUS friends! but please, find some of your own and stop trying to take mine! they don't want to be your friend! that's why they dont return ur emails, facebook/myspace messages or IM's!!!!

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Posted by gporka23

Dear John,

I understand you are only a man and can therefore only do so much without a womans help, but please refrain from calling me at work whining that you can't find a shirt. First try looking with your eyes, second...realize that I can NOT find it for you over the phone no matter how much you whine. Get a hobby dude.

Love,

Your future wife.

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Dear pimple that just appeared on my lip,

Please go away. Everyone thinks I have the herps.

Thanks.

Dear Mr. Jack @ss on the other end of my phone line,

I hope you know that I am just doing my job. And I do it very well thank you. So when you hear a woman's voice answering your call, please don't think for a minute I am an idiot! And you can talk to me however you want. I am probably smarter then you just because I have a vagina doesn't mean you can insult me by thinking you can get one over on me!

Sincerely Yours,
Angry Office Manager!

'the herps' Thats like when people say 'the gays' no offense anyone

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Posted by pa56

Dear Stomach,

Stop hoarding all the fat for yourself. Share it with the rest of the body!

Thanks.

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Dear 112 year old co-worker,

The next time you have a sinus infection for two weeks, PLEASE STAY HOME and stop coughing 24/7 all over my desk while sitting two feet away from me.

Also, now might be a good time to re-consider your pack a day habit.

Thanks.

Dear Girl in the Front Row Seat of My Class,

If you have to begin a sentence with 'Maybe this is a stupid question but...' it is usually a sign that your question is STUPID.

Love,

No, you cannot photocopy my notes

Dear Fat a$$,
Please stop crying you are to tired to get up and do the 30 day shred. Get motivated and just do it!!!
Love, The rest of your body