IT'S TIME FOR!!! DEAR__________

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Posted by MrsGarcia

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Posted by evewedsjc

DEAR SWAGGER JACKER...

YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE...CUT IT OUT!!!



XXOXOX,

E

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My moms been jacking your swagger.... I'll let her know to stop

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thanks boo...

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Posted by twoifbysea

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Posted by evewedsjc

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Posted by fabulousmady

Dear FRIEND JACKER:

I know I'm FABULOUS therefore I have FABULOUS friends! but please, find some of your own and stop trying to take mine! they don't want to be your friend! that's why they dont return ur emails, facebook/myspace messages or IM's!!!!

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DANG JACKERS...

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UGHHHHH I HATE THOSEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

How boring are some people???

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Posted by CandB4604

Dear My Wallet,

Please go make yourself useful and fill yourself with 20's.

Sincerely,

Bride sick of wishing she had money to make her wedding how she'd want.

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Ill send my wallet with you!

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Posted by evewedsjc

DEAR SWAGGER JACKER...

YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE...CUT IT OUT!!!



XXOXOX,

E

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GRRR! pic wont work !

Dear emote-icon lover,


Why do you love them so much? Why cant I just see a few words instead of faces and icons. I cant fully understand how you feel ....its like you hide behind a mask

Dear FMIL and FFIL,

How hard is it to give me a complete guestlist? I know how popular and important you are and that everyone wants to go to your first borns wedding. Althought you haven't seen or heard of most of these people in years. I don't know what to tell people or vendors when they ask me how many people will be attending the wedding. I feel really stupid when I say 200-400. Please give me the list and the addresses so I can send out the STD I've had since November.

Love,
The future wif of your first born son

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Posted by BarbieGrl10

Dear emote-icon lover,


Why do you love them so much? Why cant I just see a few words instead of faces and icons. I cant fully understand how you feel ....its like you hide behind a mask

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Dear Dirty, Smelly Man who sits near me on the bus to work every morning,

Take a freaking shower!!!!!!!!!

Love,
The girl who looks like she wants to vomit

Dear Guy on the 1 Train....

Do you see how crowed this train is this morning becasue of the 'medical emergency' and you still have to sit with your legs so wide you take up two seats. I was just stuck in a tunnel for half an hour and now becasue you are an a$$ I can't sit down for the next 5 stops.

Allison

Dear Annoying client:

Stop harassing me and complaining over every little stupid thing known to man. The world does not revolve around you. Cut the attitude i dont need it. Your fur coat makes me want to splash red paint on your @ss. Just because your rich i dont need to have your 5 carat ring blind me each time you pass by me.

Truly yours,
The person that wishes she could choke slam you

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Posted by GRod2Be

Dear Annoying client:

Stop harassing me and complaining over every little stupid thing known to man. The world does not revolve around you. Cut the attitude i dont need it. Your fur coat makes me want to splash red paint on your @ss. Just because your rich i dont need to have your 5 carat ring blind me each time you pass by me.

Truly yours,
The person that wishes she could choke slam you

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i LOVE this thread...

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Posted by evewedsjc

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Posted by GRod2Be

Dear Annoying client:

Stop harassing me and complaining over every little stupid thing known to man. The world does not revolve around you. Cut the attitude i dont need it. Your fur coat makes me want to splash red paint on your @ss. Just because your rich i dont need to have your 5 carat ring blind me each time you pass by me.

Truly yours,
The person that wishes she could choke slam you

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i LOVE this thread...

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Unfortunately this is all true lmfao

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Posted by GRod2Be

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Posted by evewedsjc

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Posted by GRod2Be

Dear Annoying client:

Stop harassing me and complaining over every little stupid thing known to man. The world does not revolve around you. Cut the attitude i dont need it. Your fur coat makes me want to splash red paint on your @ss. Just because your rich i dont need to have your 5 carat ring blind me each time you pass by me.

Truly yours,
The person that wishes she could choke slam you

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i LOVE this thread...

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Unfortunately this is all true lmfao

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which makes is funnier.....

Dear Stupid Faculty Member,

When I ask you to send something to me electronically that means via email, not to slip a hard copy under my door.

Telling me it wasn't working when you tried to attach it won't fly.

I guess they didn't teach you how to attach a word document to an email when you were getting your doctorate.

Oh, and your condescension is sickening.

Just because I don't have a PhD doesn't mean I am an idiot.

And just because you do CLEARLY does not mean you have common sense.

Just thought I'd clear that up.

Sincerely,
Underpaid Administrative Assistant

One more:

Dear Disoriented Patient,

Seeing as that my office is DIRECTLY across from the bathroom, could you PLEASE close the door when you go in there to pee? I really don't want to see your wang.

Love,
Disgusted Billing Clerk

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Posted by evewedsjc

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Posted by GRod2Be

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Posted by evewedsjc

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Posted by GRod2Be

Dear Annoying client:

Stop harassing me and complaining over every little stupid thing known to man. The world does not revolve around you. Cut the attitude i dont need it. Your fur coat makes me want to splash red paint on your @ss. Just because your rich i dont need to have your 5 carat ring blind me each time you pass by me.

Truly yours,
The person that wishes she could choke slam you

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i LOVE this thread...

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Unfortunately this is all true lmfao

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which makes is funnier.....

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It pisses me off but at the end of the day i just laugh at her because its like damn im must be really something if you take time out of your day to harass me

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Posted by squeekietoy

One more:

Dear Disoriented Patient,

Seeing as that my office is DIRECTLY across from the bathroom, could you PLEASE close the door when you go in there to pee? I really don't want to see your wang.

Love,
Disgusted Billing Clerk

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lmfaooooooooooooo

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Posted by squeekietoy

One more:

Dear Disoriented Patient,

Seeing as that my office is DIRECTLY across from the bathroom, could you PLEASE close the door when you go in there to pee? I really don't want to see your wang.

Love,
Disgusted Billing Clerk

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