IT'S TIME FOR!!! DEAR__________

dear jerks at bliss spa,

i know i cancelled my waxing appointment for the 24th (bc it was TWOTY), so why do you think it is ok to charge me 52.19 for a missed appointment? now i wont be able to afford to get waxed this month..FH thanks you a ton!

love always, your faithful customer (who will def get in next month),

danielle

Dear Interviewer,

Please do not tell me i have an outstanding resume and great experience and then not hire me!!! do you even know what you are looking for in an employee...?

Sincerely,
unemployed

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Posted by ddnsp618

dear jerks at bliss spa,

i know i cancelled my waxing appointment for the 24th (bc it was TWOTY), so why do you think it is ok to charge me 52.19 for a missed appointment? now i wont be able to afford to get waxed this month..FH thanks you a ton!

love always, your faithful customer (who will def get in next month),

danielle

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changing my letter....

dear jerks at bliss spa,

thank you for listening to me ***** for 15 minutes and erasing my fee!

love ya, and see you saturday,

danielle

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Posted by ddnsp618

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Posted by ddnsp618

dear jerks at bliss spa,

i know i cancelled my waxing appointment for the 24th (bc it was TWOTY), so why do you think it is ok to charge me 52.19 for a missed appointment? now i wont be able to afford to get waxed this month..FH thanks you a ton!

love always, your faithful customer (who will def get in next month),

danielle

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changing my letter....

dear jerks at bliss spa,

thank you for listening to me ***** for 15 minutes and erasing my fee!

love ya, and see you saturday,

danielle

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Glad you got your money back!

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Posted by gporka23

Dear John,

I understand you are only a man and can therefore only do so much without a womans help, but please refrain from calling me at work whining that you can't find a shirt. First try looking with your eyes, second...realize that I can NOT find it for you over the phone no matter how much you whine. Get a hobby dude.

Love,

Your future wife.

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This is hysterical! I can totally relate to this!!! DH thinks I know where everything is as well, I am not a wonder woman you know.

gotta do one more..

dear fh
i know the grizzly look is not for u..but is it possible for u to leave ur beard not in my sink when u shave by my house..it looks like i killed a muppet and tried to shove him down the drain

thanks ur drano loving future wife

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Posted by gina409

gotta do one more..

dear fh
i know the grizzly look is not for u..but is it possible for u to leave ur beard not in my sink when u shave by my house..it looks like i killed a muppet and tried to shove him down the drain

thanks ur drano loving future wife

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Posted by gina409

gotta do one more..

dear fh
i know the grizzly look is not for u..but is it possible for u to leave ur beard not in my sink when u shave by my house..it looks like i killed a muppet and tried to shove him down the drain

thanks ur drano loving future wife

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this is great

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Posted by ddnsp618

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Posted by ddnsp618

dear jerks at bliss spa,

i know i cancelled my waxing appointment for the 24th (bc it was TWOTY), so why do you think it is ok to charge me 52.19 for a missed appointment? now i wont be able to afford to get waxed this month..FH thanks you a ton!

love always, your faithful customer (who will def get in next month),

danielle

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changing my letter....

dear jerks at bliss spa,

thank you for listening to me ***** for 15 minutes and erasing my fee!

love ya, and see you saturday,

danielle

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the first time we had a loving letter!!!

Dear TWOTY of the Year Vendors

Please stop sending me emails about following up with you. I did not give you my information or inquiry about your services. I went to the TWOTY to win prizes and meet my peeps . My wedding is 63 days away I don't need band, photobooth, etc.... at this point.

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Posted by egem523

Dear TWOTY of the Year Vendors

Please stop sending me emails about following up with you. I did not give you my information or inquiry about your services. I went to the TWOTY to win prizes and meet my peeps . My wedding is 63 days away I don't need band, photobooth, etc.... at this point.

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Posted by egem523

Dear TWOTY of the Year Vendors

Please stop sending me emails about following up with you. I did not give you my information or inquiry about your services. I went to the TWOTY to win prizes and meet my peeps . My wedding is 63 days away I don't need band, photobooth, etc.... at this point.

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YES!!!! OMG I got 2 from the same Limo company last night!

Dear Day,

Please try not to drag @ss tomorrow like you did so today.

Thanks
Greatly Appreciated Bored Bride.

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Posted by ddnsp618

dear jerks at bliss spa,

i know i cancelled my waxing appointment for the 24th (bc it was TWOTY), so why do you think it is ok to charge me 52.19 for a missed appointment? now i wont be able to afford to get waxed this month..FH thanks you a ton!

love always, your faithful customer (who will def get in next month),

danielle

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changing my letter....

dear jerks at bliss spa,

thank you for listening to me ***** for 15 minutes and erasing my fee!

love ya, and see you saturday,

danielle

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Good for you!

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Posted by evewedsjc

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Posted by egem523

Dear TWOTY of the Year Vendors

Please stop sending me emails about following up with you. I did not give you my information or inquiry about your services. I went to the TWOTY to win prizes and meet my peeps . My wedding is 63 days away I don't need band, photobooth, etc.... at this point.

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I have one too about vendors

Dear Vendors

Please stop sending me 5-6 flyers a week. Do you realize how many trees you have killed??? How did you even get my address???My mailbox is always stuffed and the mailman now puts all my mail in the 'lost and found' basket. I have been waiting for a check and is now LOST AND CANNOT BE FOUND.

Thank you
Tree Hugger

Dear US Govt,

Considering FH and I are paying for most of our fabulous wedding on our own, please give me a big tax return this year. Especially since now I've been a homeowner for 14 months, and you take 1/2 of my monthly pay. You owe me b**ch.
5 figures will do.

Thanks,
Jen

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Posted by lmr2282

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Posted by pa56

Dear Stomach,

Stop hoarding all the fat for yourself. Share it with the rest of the body!

Thanks.

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Posted by MirabellaNYC

Dear US Govt,

Considering FH and I are paying for most of our fabulous wedding on our own, please give me a big tax return this year. Especially since now I've been a homeowner for 14 months, and you take 1/2 of my monthly pay. You owe me b**ch.
5 figures will do.

Thanks,
Jen

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Couldn't have said it any better!!! Just add a second home in less than 21 months!!! Give me a fat one!!!!

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Posted by ShaRob12107

Dear FI's X,

Please stop contacting me on Face book. FI doesn't not want to have anything to do with you, hence why he doesn't return your phone calls!

Thanks!

Your X's Future WIFE!

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Oh damnnnnnnnnn Thats bad!