IT'S TIME FOR!!! DEAR__________

Dear OOT Guests,

If I give you a FREE STAMPED RSVP

Please for the Love of GOD Send it back...damn is it that hard!

Future Mrs. Beckham

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Posted by gporka23

Dear John,

I understand you are only a man and can therefore only do so much without a womans help, but please refrain from calling me at work whining that you can't find a shirt. First try looking with your eyes, second...realize that I can NOT find it for you over the phone no matter how much you whine. Get a hobby dude.

Love,

Your future wife.

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Posted by Suzanner

Dear pimple that just appeared on my lip,

Please go away. Everyone thinks I have the herps.

Thanks.

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Posted by fabulousmady

Dear FRIEND JACKER:

I know I'm FABULOUS therefore I have FABULOUS friends! but please, find some of your own and stop trying to take mine! they don't want to be your friend! that's why they dont return ur emails, facebook/myspace messages or IM's!!!!

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DANG JACKERS...

Dear Co-worker (you are not my manager)...

Is it really your business who is covering for my morning work tomorrow. I have to work until 7pm so OUR BOSS wants me to come in at 11am instead of 7am. Kindly mine your own business.

Thank you

Dear Thesis Advisor,
I am trying to write my damn thesis. Please don't bring a garbage bag full of samples into my office and say 'oh when you have some spare time, or are bored could you file these away.' Don't ask me to go to meetings you can't attend, and don't tell me it's my JOB to help other people with their projects. Last time I checked, my JOB as a graduate student was to get my degree. Which requires that I have time to work on MY project and write my thesis, so I can get the hell out of this damn place, and stop seeing your face like I have for the last 6 years. I don't have 'spare time'. I have a paper and a thesis to write by March 7th.
Why in the hell do you think I started working from home....so I could get MY stuff done.

Love,
Your grad student who can't wait to not see your face anymore

Dear Kind People at Bridal Salon:

I hope my dress comes out pretty and you don't F up the alterations.

Sincerely Yours,
Michele

Dear Jealous Employees:

Yes, I have only been with this company for 2.5 years, but I got 4 promotions already. Deal with it. Don't try to bring me down to your level b/c it's NOT going to work! The President of this small business actually likes me... thus all the promotions. So, just do your job, don't F it up and Maaaaybe y ou can get a promotion one of these years too!!! HAHAHA

Dear Fast Food Worker...



Thanks for putting only the fries, both sodas, and only my FH's sandwhich in the bag...so now I had fries and a coke for lunch when it should have been a BURGER. And FH already left for class so we can't go back, not only am I still hungry now but we paid $15 for 1 meal and a drink.

Thanks,
The Future Mrs. T

Dear My Wallet,

Please go make yourself useful and fill yourself with 20's.

Sincerely,

Bride sick of wishing she had money to make her wedding how she'd want.

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Posted by flairforfashion

Dear Kind People at Bridal Salon:

I hope my dress comes out pretty and you don't F up the alterations.

Sincerely Yours,
Michele

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Dear Coworker,

I really can't stand you. I think you're annoying and I jump for joy everytime I pull into the parking lot and I don't see your car there.

Love,
Me

Dear Hair,

Can you please stop thinning! I know my eatting habbits are those of a chicken but do you have to fall out so much to make me look like a crackhead... Its bad enough I'm as pale as powder and I've been getting acne like I'm going through puberty. I think you can give me this break so people won't feel bad for me and start putting a 'Save Smantha' fund.

Love your very frustrated carrier

Dear Dog,

Thank you so much for coming in from your 'morning business' and wiping your soiled backside on the freshly laundered slipcover.

The Maid
aka 'the Pooper Scooper'
aka 'the Alpo provider'
aka 'the water-bowl replenisher'
aka 'the Frisbee launcher'

DEAR SWAGGER JACKER...

YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE...CUT IT OUT!!!



XXOXOX,

E

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Posted by twoifbysea

Dear Dog,

Thank you so much for coming in from your 'morning business' and wiping your soiled backside on the freshly laundered slipcover.

The Maid
aka 'the Pooper Scooper'
aka 'the Alpo provider'
aka 'the water-bowl replenisher'
aka 'the Frisbee launcher'

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I HAVE TO TELL YOU......I LOVE YOUR AVATAR

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Posted by evewedsjc

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Posted by twoifbysea

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I HAVE TO TELL YOU......I LOVE YOUR AVATAR

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Luv urs too

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Posted by twoifbysea

Dear Dog,

Thank you so much for coming in from your 'morning business' and wiping your soiled backside on the freshly laundered slipcover.

The Maid
aka 'the Pooper Scooper'
aka 'the Alpo provider'
aka 'the water-bowl replenisher'
aka 'the Frisbee launcher'

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I FEEL YOUR PAIN.. needless to say I threw my dog in a bath at 11pm last night.

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Posted by evewedsjc

DEAR SWAGGER JACKER...

YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE...CUT IT OUT!!!



XXOXOX,

E

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My moms been jacking your swagger.... I'll let her know to stop

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Posted by evewedsjc

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Posted by fabulousmady

Dear FRIEND JACKER:

I know I'm FABULOUS therefore I have FABULOUS friends! but please, find some of your own and stop trying to take mine! they don't want to be your friend! that's why they dont return ur emails, facebook/myspace messages or IM's!!!!

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DANG JACKERS...

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UGHHHHH I HATE THOSEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

How boring are some people???