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let's play 'BAD THINGS TO SAY AT YOUR WEDDING'

Original post by libby2595

i saw something like this on a different board and i thought with the kind of humor we have on here sometimes, you ladies would be great at this.

i'll start it off:

'honey, i invited my ex-wife to the wedding because i knew she would love to see the kids in the wedding'

'wow!... i didn't think we would actually go through with this'

ok, your turn
kewlpuff Posted:

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Posted by LaurenF

I'd like to thank my parents for contibuting their time and money to make this wedding possible. I'd like to acknowledge my now in-laws (dear g-d, help me) for providing us with nothing but aggravation through this entire process. Perhaps you can contribute to our children's weddings since you didn't contribute to ours.



i love this one!!!!!!!!11
LIWeddings Posted:

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Posted by LaurenF

I'd like to thank my parents for contibuting their time and money to make this wedding possible. I'd like to acknowledge my now in-laws (dear g-d, help me) for providing us with nothing but aggravation through this entire process. Perhaps you can contribute to our children's weddings since you didn't contribute to ours.



Ummmmm they contributed the groom, didn't they!
pixiechickie Posted:

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Is it in yet
LaurenluvsTJ Posted:

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How about

'Does anyone have a laptop? I need to find out what I am missing on LIW!!!'
JeanineP2B Posted:

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Posted by LaurenluvsTJ

How about

'Does anyone have a laptop? I need to find out what I am missing on LIW!!!'



You just totally made me Laugh Out LOUD! That would be me!
PrincessRose Posted:

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Posted by ik1


Posted by ncd623

the old classic, 'it's good luck to rain on your wedding day'

SHUT THE 'F' UP already



I know, they just say that to make you feel better.



Not True!!!!!!!!!

It was an English (I believe) superstition that Rain on your wedding day is good luck because a wet knot is more difficult to untie.

mrss527 Posted:

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I take thee, Dave--I mean, Steve...

iBCraZ131 Posted:

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Posted by pixiechickie

Is it in yet




HAHA!!!!
iBCraZ131 Posted:

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Posted by PrincessRose


Posted by ik1


Posted by ncd623

the old classic, 'it's good luck to rain on your wedding day'

SHUT THE 'F' UP already



I know, they just say that to make you feel better.



Not True!!!!!!!!!

It was an English (I believe) superstition that Rain on your wedding day is good luck because a wet knot is more difficult to untie.




interesting!! Thanks!!
lipglossjunky73 Posted:

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BRIDE: You know, your best man looks really hot!!!!

ILUVDC Posted:

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Posted by pixiechickie

Is it in yet



ILUVDC Posted:

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Bride: This party is lame.....Is Ice open tonight?
PaddysGirl15 Posted:

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'I don't'

LaurenF Posted:

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Posted by LIWeddings NYCityWeddings


Posted by LaurenF

I'd like to thank my parents for contibuting their time and money to make this wedding possible. I'd like to acknowledge my now in-laws (dear g-d, help me) for providing us with nothing but aggravation through this entire process. Perhaps you can contribute to our children's weddings since you didn't contribute to ours.



Ummmmm they contributed the groom, didn't they!



I'd actually be happier if we found out that FH was adopted. Then I know my children will never have ANY of their genes!!!
JIFFY Posted:

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Posted by gemini515

I didn't mean to slept with your mom! I thought it was you

JIFFY Posted:

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Posted by STBMrsDaniRella

Honey, I need to tell you something... I slept with one of your groomsmen... sorry!

This should be a true confession thread

JIFFY Posted:

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Posted by pixiechickie

Is it in yet



That's F'd up!!
JIFFY Posted:

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These were awesome!
Longmarriage Posted:

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Hee hee, nice one LaurenF!!!!

See you tomorrow....Sammis78's rehearsal dinner woohoo!
DanNette Posted:

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After the R.Kelly song as your first dance:

'Let's have all the grandparents up here to reinact R.Kelly's Trapped in the Closet in honor of the Bride and Groom!'

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