i saw something like this on a different board and i thought with the kind of humor we have on here sometimes, you ladies would be great at this.
i'll start it off:
'honey, i invited my ex-wife to the wedding because i knew she would love to see the kids in the wedding'
'wow!... i didn't think we would actually go through with this'
ok, your turn
OrangeGrl
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Groom to Bride 'WHITE? I thought I told you i liked you in DARK colors!'
AJSBABYGIRL
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Posted by LaurenF
I'd like to thank my parents for contibuting their time and money to make this wedding possible. I'd like to acknowledge my now in-laws (dear g-d, help me) for providing us with nothing but aggravation through this entire process. Perhaps you can contribute to our children's weddings since you didn't contribute to ours.
AJSBABYGIRL
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Posted by R&J0806
True story: I went to a wedding where the father-of-the-bride got up to make a speech. In it, he compared marriage to leasing a car...you can always trade it in when it doesn't work in a few years.
I swear!
OH MY GOD!!!! why would he say something like that? I woulda killed him!
