Let's start a thread- The stupidest comments you have gotten from people about your wedding....

It seems like since I got enagaed people have said the stupidest things to me ....
1.Why a 2 year engagment?
2. Why can't we have beer in the bottles ?
3.That does not look like calligraphy, it looks like computer art!
4.You send out your invites on the early side... March is so far away! (Hello- we are half way thru January!)


Feel free to add on, this may be fun! And a good way to vent!