List the strange habits/strange things that the FIANCE (hah) or husband has/does

Half the time that he talks to me, it's in song. Like he'll pick a tune for a week at random (this week it's 'Since You've Been Gone' by Kelly Clarkson) and tell me something by singing it.

He wants to make everything on the foreman grill.

If I ever tell him that he's handsome, he puts on this phony too deep annoying voice that he used to use on the phone when we first met.

If he's watching a movie or show that he loves (like Lost) then he must turn on the surround sounds and either lower or turn off the lights.

Victor is obsessed with cleaning his ears. He actually makes borderline obscene noises when he is cleaning his ears with a Q-Tip. (I buy him Q-Tips for his b-days).

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Posted by JanuaryBride06

Half the time that he talks to me, it's in song. Like he'll pick a tune for a week at random (this week it's 'Since You've Been Gone' by Kelly Clarkson) and tell me something by singing it.

He wants to make everything on the foreman grill.

If I ever tell him that he's handsome, he puts on this phony too deep annoying voice that he used to use on the phone when we first met.

If he's watching a movie or show that he loves (like Lost) then he must turn on the surround sounds and either lower or turn off the lights.

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Are you married to my FH?!

He does all these things and more... the worst is the clipping of toenails - which he must do in the middle of the living room, in full view of anyone that may be there.... The only good thing is that he'll vaccuum the entire room when he's done.

When he's in a silly mood he ads a -ree or -skies to words... so if he said You do? It'll be you-ree or you-skies... it can be cute but sometimes embarassing in front of people we don't know...

He has to wear these Dansko clogs all the time - no matter the outfit... he got them for the OR and when he's in the hospital all day -- why do you need to wear them to dinner and he movies- he's even asked to wear them at the wedding. I understand they are comfortable but come on! Anybody looking at him thinks he's wearing man clogs, not surgeon shoes...

I can't. he has none.

he is the neatest most meticulous person ever. does nothing of sorts. it just 'seems' weird to me b/c I would never think of them. he does the most perfectly right things in any given situation.

and any and all 'strange' habits/rituals are performed in complete privacy.

his biggest thing is that he is one secretive m-fer.

when he eats an enchilado from Taco Bell he is so meticulous to make sure every section is touched by hot sauce. he gets in really close to make sure it is done 'right'

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Posted by JanuaryBride06

If he's watching a movie or show that he loves (like Lost) then he must turn on the surround sounds and either lower or turn off the lights.

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haha I do that. Also all snacks must be ready and within reach, and I must pee first so as not to ruin the movie mid-flow.

I thought of another thing - he likes hot spicy foods. Like s@tanic spicy. And he and his cousin at passover like to have horseradish eating competitions. The man 'won' it last year. Winning = his face turning red, need to remove layers of clothing and my putting cold washcloths on his face while contemplating whether or not he needed to hospitalized.


Can't wait for Tuesday.

Jim irons EVERYTHING
I mean everything

Even shirts that come back from the dry cleaner. He takes them out of the plastic and re IRONS them.

It use to drive me insane. I have learned to live with it. The good thing is he irons my clothes too. It's an illness.

One time on a business trip he called me at MIDNIGHT in a panic bc his room was without an iron. I phoned the front desk and had them send him up an iron and a martini.


He never travels without one now.

It's really ridiculous

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Posted by JXNOscar

Jim irons EVERYTHING
I mean everything

Even shirts that come back from the dry cleaner. He takes them out of the plastic and re IRONS them.

It use to drive me insane. I have learned to live with it. The good thing is he irons my clothes too. It's an illness.

One time on a business trip he called me at MIDNIGHT in a panic bc his room was without an iron. I phoned the front desk and had them send him up an iron and a martini.


He never travels without one now.

It's really ridiculous

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I completely laughed out loud at this.

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Posted by JXNOscar

Jim irons EVERYTHING
I mean everything

Even shirts that come back from the dry cleaner. He takes them out of the plastic and re IRONS them.

It use to drive me insane. I have learned to live with it. The good thing is he irons my clothes too. It's an illness.

One time on a business trip he called me at MIDNIGHT in a panic bc his room was without an iron. I phoned the front desk and had them send him up an iron and a martini.


He never travels without one now.

It's really ridiculous

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I am a little jealous. If my Dh was obsesed with ironing, dusting and vaccumming, I might be insanely happy.

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Posted by JanuaryBride06

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Posted by JXNOscar

Jim irons EVERYTHING
I mean everything

Even shirts that come back from the dry cleaner. He takes them out of the plastic and re IRONS them.

It use to drive me insane. I have learned to live with it. The good thing is he irons my clothes too. It's an illness.

One time on a business trip he called me at MIDNIGHT in a panic bc his room was without an iron. I phoned the front desk and had them send him up an iron and a martini.


He never travels without one now.

It's really ridiculous

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I completely laughed out loud at this.

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Me too

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Posted by SuzBride

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Posted by JXNOscar

Jim irons EVERYTHING
I mean everything

Even shirts that come back from the dry cleaner. He takes them out of the plastic and re IRONS them.

It use to drive me insane. I have learned to live with it. The good thing is he irons my clothes too. It's an illness.

One time on a business trip he called me at MIDNIGHT in a panic bc his room was without an iron. I phoned the front desk and had them send him up an iron and a martini.


He never travels without one now.

It's really ridiculous

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I am a little jealous. If my Dh was obsesed with ironing, dusting and vaccumming, I might be insanely happy.

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me too. way jealous. I never iron.

my sister used to iron everything, including socks.

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Posted by JXNOscar

Jim irons EVERYTHING
I mean everything

Even shirts that come back from the dry cleaner. He takes them out of the plastic and re IRONS them.

It use to drive me insane. I have learned to live with it. The good thing is he irons my clothes too. It's an illness.

One time on a business trip he called me at MIDNIGHT in a panic bc his room was without an iron. I phoned the front desk and had them send him up an iron and a martini.


He never travels without one now.

It's really ridiculous

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I LOL, b/c I WAS like this.

I have no idea why. my first two years of college I wore sweatpants to school every day, yet I ironed them. my socks, ironed, panties ironed (sorry JB)

I still don't feel 'right' if I don't iron my clothes, but I only iron my undergarments now if I am in a mood.

he loves to be naked. no seriously, he loves to run around the apt naked like a girl


every night when we go to bed, he pulls off his pants like a chick. hell bend over in fron of the bed, keeps his legs together and pull off his pants

its the gayest t hing ever....

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Posted by JeanineHubert

he loves to be naked. no seriously, he loves to run around the apt naked like a girl


every night when we go to bed, he pulls off his pants like a chick. hell bend over in fron of the bed, keeps his legs together and pull off his pants

its the gayest t hing ever....

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I just spit out water HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I thought that he liked his sweat pants hiked up to his nips?

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Posted by JessicaM.

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Posted by JXNOscar

Jim irons EVERYTHING
I mean everything

Even shirts that come back from the dry cleaner. He takes them out of the plastic and re IRONS them.

It use to drive me insane. I have learned to live with it. The good thing is he irons my clothes too. It's an illness.

One time on a business trip he called me at MIDNIGHT in a panic bc his room was without an iron. I phoned the front desk and had them send him up an iron and a martini.


He never travels without one now.

It's really ridiculous

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I LOL, b/c I WAS like this.

I have no idea why. my first two years of college I wore sweatpants to school every day, yet I ironed them. my socks, ironed, panties ironed (sorry JB)

I still don't feel 'right' if I don't iron my clothes, but I only iron my undergarments now if I am in a mood.

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Well yesterday he asked me to pick up the dry cleaning bc he was at a late meeting.....
I pick it up and within the $58.00 worth of dry cleaning (I could kill him) I see my light pink velor pajama pants, a pair of my running pants and a pair of plaid PJ pants from target. I call him and am like what the f%^k??????

You know what he says to me.....

'What's the difference between washing and dry cleaning. Is it really that big of a deal'

I may sell him

He hates wearing clothes. Underwear only for big man. When we had our apartment, and he worked on a Saturday, I would come home from doing errands and there he would be, on the couch in his boxer briefs for all the world to see.

He eats chinese food with a spoon.

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Posted by JanuaryBride06

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Posted by JeanineHubert

he loves to be naked. no seriously, he loves to run around the apt naked like a girl


every night when we go to bed, he pulls off his pants like a chick. hell bend over in fron of the bed, keeps his legs together and pull off his pants

its the gayest t hing ever....

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I just spit out water HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I thought that he liked his sweat pants hiked up to his nips?

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he does that too-while washin the dishes only tho


OR-i just thought of a good one

hell lye on his back and put his legs STRAIGHT up like a baby and just toch his toes

im like dude wts are u doing????????????

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Posted by JeanineHubert

he loves to be naked. no seriously, he loves to run around the apt naked like a girl


every night when we go to bed, he pulls off his pants like a chick. hell bend over in fron of the bed, keeps his legs together and pull off his pants

its the gayest t hing ever....

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Can't
Breathe

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Posted by JeanineHubert

he loves to be naked. no seriously, he loves to run around the apt naked like a girl


every night when we go to bed, he pulls off his pants like a chick. hell bend over in fron of the bed, keeps his legs together and pull off his pants

its the gayest t hing ever....

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