List the strange habits/strange things that the FIANCE (hah) or husband has/does

Original post by JanuaryBride06

Mar 29, 2007 02:16 PM

Half the time that he talks to me, it's in song. Like he'll pick a tune for a week at random (this week it's 'Since You've Been Gone' by Kelly Clarkson) and tell me something by singing it.

He wants to make everything on the foreman grill.

If I ever tell him that he's handsome, he puts on this phony too deep annoying voice that he used to use on the phone when we first met.

If he's watching a movie or show that he loves (like Lost) then he must turn on the surround sounds and either lower or turn off the lights.

chikita315 Posted: Mar 29, 2007 03:04 PM

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He calls me bro or dude

He pants' me while I'm doing the dishes or walking up the stairs

mtdr1106 Posted: Mar 29, 2007 03:07 PM

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dh has 'rules' about making sandwiches.

if he has mayo on his sandwhich - he has to have an even coat about 1/2 inch thick - and it has to cover every crevace of the bread.

than the food has to go in a particular order onto the sandwich - because w/ ham he likes the tomato to touch the mayo - but when eating roast beef he likes the cheese to go w/ the mayo....

i once made him a Peanut butter & jelly sandwich - and i swear i took an anxiety attack when i took it to him...

JXNOscar Posted: Mar 29, 2007 03:08 PM

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Posted by JeanineHubert

[OR-i just thought of a good one

hell lye on his back and put his legs STRAIGHT up like a baby and just toch his toes

im like dude wts are u doing????????????

I am crying at my desk......

JessicaM. Posted: Mar 29, 2007 03:08 PM

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actually I thought of a few things...but being he lurks and would KILL me...

I'll fm you all

JanuaryBride06 Posted: Mar 29, 2007 03:09 PM

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Posted by JXNOscar

Posted by JeanineHubert

[OR-i just thought of a good one

hell lye on his back and put his legs STRAIGHT up like a baby and just toch his toes

im like dude wts are u doing????????????

I am crying at my desk......

Now I choked on my friggin water.
Can't handle it.

HUBERT please post more often!

JessicaM. Posted: Mar 29, 2007 03:12 PM

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Posted by JeanineHubert

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he does that too-while washin the dishes only tho

OR-i just thought of a good one

hell lye on his back and put his legs STRAIGHT up like a baby and just toch his toes

im like dude wts are u doing????????????

if he does this naked, we must see pics! OMFG

ant n tilde Posted: Mar 29, 2007 03:16 PM

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jeanine you are the best!

I am marrying Mr Fricken Rogers.

He walk into the house and changes out of his clothes and puts on basketball shorts in the summer or sweats in the winter - EVEN if he is already wearing sweats! He has to wear a certain pair. Then he changes into a brand new white undershirt and puts on his slippers.

THEN even if he has to leave just to walk the dog or something - he puts all the OTHER clothes back on. Drives me BATTY.

he only wears black, brown or dark blue. He only wears dickies or GAP jeans - or GAP sweats at home. At the beginning of the seasons he just orders dickies (pants and button down shirts) in his main colors and THROWS OUT the old ones

if he likes a movie he can watch it up to ten times in one day.

rojerono Posted: Mar 29, 2007 03:16 PM

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Posted by JeanineHubert

Posted by JanuaryBride06

Posted by JeanineHubert

he loves to be naked. no seriously, he loves to run around the apt naked like a girl

every night when we go to bed, he pulls off his pants like a chick. hell bend over in fron of the bed, keeps his legs together and pull off his pants

its the gayest t hing ever....

I just spit out water HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I thought that he liked his sweat pants hiked up to his nips?

he does that too-while washin the dishes only tho

OR-i just thought of a good one

hell lye on his back and put his legs STRAIGHT up like a baby and just toch his toes

im like dude wts are u doing????????????

OMG... I think I am dying. My heart hurts SO bad from trying not to laugh too hard at work .

Your posts are so totally worth the wait.

iamvocal72 Posted: Mar 29, 2007 03:19 PM

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OMG - I am LMAO!!!!

This is a great post!

God, where do I start???

He get the hiccups - all the time and they sound like mini burps. They drive me freakin' CRAZY!!!

When eating a PB&J - there must be 3 times as much PB as Jelly. Otherwise it's just not right!

Oh, all fluids that he is drinking must be in a glass. All Mugs he uses must be clear. He like to see what is inside the mug and glass. Can't standing using other ones. We have a separate collection just for him.

He would be naked all the time if he could be - he comes home and literally strips in the living room down to his boxer briefs.

He refuses to work in an area that is not cleaned to his satisfaction.

He leaves clothing on the floor in front of his closet that can be worn again. Just on the floor in a huge pile. Yet, if i leave anything on the floor he flips out and has a hissy fit about it asking where it should go. I know where it can go!

He does stretching right before bed. He tries to do a split. It's scary how lame he can be from time to time.

Oh and biggest one - he chews with his MOUTH OPEN! OMG this drives me SO CRAZY and when I remind him to close his mouth he complains that his mouth is small!
UM TAKE SMALLER BITES?????

I know there are more but I have to go. PLEASE ADD MORE! This is awesome!

ant n tilde Posted: Mar 29, 2007 03:21 PM

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oh yeah - he constantly tries to pick my nose. . .like he runs after me and holds me down and sticks his finger up my nose and then tries to get me to eat it

stop the violence!

GsCM4EVA Posted: Mar 29, 2007 03:29 PM

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Posted by JessicaM.

Posted by JeanineHubert

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he does that too-while washin the dishes only tho

OR-i just thought of a good one

hell lye on his back and put his legs STRAIGHT up like a baby and just toch his toes

im like dude wts are u doing????????????

if he does this naked, we must see pics! OMFG

he does
i took a pic of him doin this last week w/clothes on

ill try to post it when i get home

FormerlyKnownAsQ Posted: Mar 29, 2007 04:21 PM

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Posted by itslaurie.

Victor is obsessed with cleaning his ears. He actually makes borderline obscene noises when he is cleaning his ears with a Q-Tip. (I buy him Q-Tips for his b-days).

Pedro is the same EXACT way!

He also-

Will follow me around with the dust buster when I am eating something on the couch. Each bite I take he must vacuum it up right away.

His car is his baby so every little speck of dust he sees he must clean if off even if he is in the middle of driving or I have to clean it.

His jeans have to be pressed a certain way or he has a hissy fit.

The boy is OBSESSED with his grooming down below

rkl1130 Posted: Mar 29, 2007 04:30 PM

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FH does not like to wear clothes. If he could, he would walk around naked all the time. When we come home, he loosens his pants and pretend stretches so that his pants fall and says 'oops.'

superkat Posted: Mar 29, 2007 05:03 PM

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Hubert you are so fuckking funny. Your husband sounds like a complete nut. I love your stories!!!

stephanielyse Posted: Mar 29, 2007 05:05 PM

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superkat Posted: Mar 29, 2007 05:11 PM

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Posted by stephanielyse

Posted by JeanineHubert

Posted by JessicaM.

Posted by JeanineHubert

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he does that too-while washin the dishes only tho

OR-i just thought of a good one

hell lye on his back and put his legs STRAIGHT up like a baby and just toch his toes

im like dude wts are u doing????????????

if he does this naked, we must see pics! OMFG

he does
i took a pic of him doin this last week w/clothes on

ill try to post it when i get home

This will be the best post of the day

Of the WEEK, I say.

stephanielyse Posted: Mar 29, 2007 05:13 PM

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superkat Posted: Mar 29, 2007 05:28 PM

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Posted by stephanielyse

Posted by superkat

Posted by stephanielyse

Posted by JeanineHubert

Posted by JessicaM.

Posted by JeanineHubert

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he does that too-while washin the dishes only tho

OR-i just thought of a good one

hell lye on his back and put his legs STRAIGHT up like a baby and just toch his toes

im like dude wts are u doing????????????

if he does this naked, we must see pics! OMFG

he does
i took a pic of him doin this last week w/clothes on

ill try to post it when i get home

This will be the best post of the day

Of the WEEK, I say.

Hi Kat!