LOST Guest Host Recap

Well, I still have never seen the show but here goes nothing ...

Somebody needs to SHUTup

Somebody needs to get nekkid

Somebody needs to stop wearing red carpet earrrings.

THE END




How'd I do?

I think you nailed that one Wendy! Good job

Good job!! In a nutshell!!

ETA: I have never seen the show either but I give you a thumbs up!!! Worked for me.

Your recap makes me want to call up the BBC and tell them to get Lost

Good Job, good job. . .
okay, I actually did watch. . .
and yes Locke still needs to shut up.

He went rambling on some story about how his foster mother thought a stray dog was the re-incarnation of his little sister who died in a tragic playground accident. Aww.. . .

Interesting point--(courtesy of my husband)--Why does Locke know everything except why can he walk????

OK, this week’s was big fat Sawyer fest! YAY! No nekkid Sawyer though , just a little shirtlessness.

Here's the short version--wouldn't give his gun back, to Jack, Keeper of All that is Good, then he had nightmares about when he was a kid & his father killed his mom & then himself while baby Sawyer his under the bed; then he was attached by a Boar.
More run -ins with the Boar, thinks it is personal, goes on a hunt for it. Kate tags along under the pretense she wants the gun back, but really like everyone else, just wants to see him nekkid.

So he has more flashbacks, we se that he came to Australia to kill the real Sawyer, the Conman that messed up his family & chickens out, then runs into a 'stranger in a bar' who encourages him to take care of his business. . . not knowing what that really is. That drunk happens to be Jack's father.
Sawyer then goes, shoots the guy, and then realizes, that he was set up, it is not really the con- man, it is a guy that owed money to the creep that told him it was the real Sawyer.

So, while out on the boar hunt he & Mopey play “ I never.” It is slightly amusing, not much is revealed expect that they have both killed a man.

Okay ,all the murderers, please raise your hand. . .

Sawyer, check , Kate, check , Hobbit, check . . .okay speaking of the Hobbit, our friend Hurley is worried about him, so he sends Saeid to check up on him. . . because guess what. . .he too is a murderer. (well, it was a firing squad)

So, all is well with him & he & the 10 month pregnant lady go for a stroll while all the rest of the cast play happily on the beach.
Back to Sawyer & Mopey. Locke was wandering the woods & found them & coffee (??) so he chats them up, shares the stay dog story & then Sawyer believes the Boar is the manhe killed & then can’t kill it.
He returns the gun to Jack, figures out that the man in the bar was Jacnk’s father, but doesn’t let on to Jack.

Next week, Michael apparently never saw Gilligans Island, & tries to sail his silly raft.

Bravo to Wendy and Heather! Mixing just the right amount of interest and derision! I could cry!

P.S. Way better than Mr Boots' recap!

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Posted by MonkeyLuv

Bravo to Wendy and Heather! Mixing just the right amount of interest and derision! I could cry!

P.S. Way better than Mr Boots' recap!

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Thanks--did you catch any of it?

Does anyone know why Kate has such detailed knowledge of tracking animal prints? Is it part of bank robber training?

Since I gave up on LOST about 3 episodes into it, I LOVE Wendy's recap

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Posted by tourist

Does anyone know why Kate has such detailed knowledge of tracking animal prints? Is it part of bank robber training?

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Don't ALL women know that boars live in wallows?

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Posted by Anniegrl

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Posted by tourist

Does anyone know why Kate has such detailed knowledge of tracking animal prints? Is it part of bank robber training?

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Don't ALL women know that boars live in wallows?

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and she didn't even go to college!

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Posted by tourist

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Posted by Anniegrl

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Posted by tourist

Does anyone know why Kate has such detailed knowledge of tracking animal prints? Is it part of bank robber training?

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Don't ALL women know that boars live in wallows?

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and she didn't even go to college!

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And Sawyer has worn pink!
But at least he hasn't kissed a man