More Friday funnies...
You prob heard this one but I haven't and thought it was funny!
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.
The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.
'Breast-fed' she replied.
'Well, strip down to your waist,' the doctor ordered. She did. He pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a detailed examination.
Motioning her to get dressed, he said, 'No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk.'
I know,' she said, 'I'm his Grandma but I'm glad I came.
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.
The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.
'Breast-fed' she replied.
'Well, strip down to your waist,' the doctor ordered. She did. He pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a detailed examination.
Motioning her to get dressed, he said, 'No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk.'
I know,' she said, 'I'm his Grandma but I'm glad I came.
