My commuting story

By Lauren B.
Ummm- OK, so... after a full day of work yesterday, i zip home to let the dog out, vaccuum 6 days worth of hair, and zip back out to get to the house to paint and meet the carpet guy.
On Sunrise Highway, at 6:15PM, in the midst of traffic, was a 5 gallon jug in the right lane.
The jackass driver in front of me (as she would prove herself to be in the next 15 minutes of driving behind her), swerved at the very last second- making my reaction time even shorter.
I swerved as much as I could, without hitting another car or the divider. I clipped the bucket.



the bucket filled with poo.


Then I spent the first 20 minutes at the house hosing poo off the bottom of the car.

After I hit the bucket- the poo fanned up ion the air, presumably all over the windsheilds of some other cars on the road. I can only hope.

And Victor has the ballz to be mad at me for the 2' scuff mark ont he front plastic fender of the mini.

a 5 gallon jug of poo...

I am trying to think of reasons why that would be in the middle of the road.

so glad that you, yourself did not get covered in jug poo and that you are ok.

but seriously Lauren, how does this happen?

Well I'm glad that you're ok, and didn't hit anyone!!

But seriously, what is poo doing on Sunrise??

Victor is never alowed to be mad at you for - anything.

Especially 5 gallon jugs of poo.

poo?!

Poo.

I can not IMAGINE being one of those other cars behind me. I had my sun roof open.

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I am glad it wasn't worse.

Leo would be mad at me too.

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Posted by Naunie

Poo.

I can not IMAGINE being one of those other cars behind me. I had my sun roof open.

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ewww. gross gross gross. and random.

UPDATE

99% chance that it was human poo.

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Posted by Naunie

UPDATE

99% chance that it was human poo.

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how and why, do you know that?

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Posted by Naunie

UPDATE

99% chance that it was human poo.

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ewwwwwwwwww

OK
apparently, contractors, when working in remote sites, like new construction, poo in 5 gallon buckets.
True story.
I actually cleaned that off with a hose?!?!?!?
There were parts where I used a paper towel.
- vomiting.

Oh, GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

But at least now you have an answer as to how the mystery poo got there.

Totally nasty....but it could have been worse...what if you had a convertible!

seriously - there is no way i could have cleaned that myself - i would have threw up.... i cant deal...

i still dont get why 5 gallons of poo even exists in one place - let alone a bucket on the side of the road.

Ummm the contractor put his poo in th ebucket- it's like a portable toilet to them.
It wasn't filled- but it was substantial.
I had no idea at the time of cleaning that it was human.
blech