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My morning trauma...

Original post by futuremrsmultari

So, I am deathly afraid of birds. Why? I have no idea. Well, I walk into my office this morning knowing I'm going to be the only one in my suite today. I open up my office door and a bird flies out from under my desk. He's whamming into the window trying to get out, shitting everywhere! He divebombs me, gets out into our office suite, continues to **** everywhere. Eventually I got my window open and managed to get him out but I nearly had a panic attack. And there is **** everywhere. Why me??!!

Go ahead in laugh but I may have PTSD from this....
love2plan1 Posted:

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Oohh I am afraid of birds too I would have had a heart attack

jessica08bride Posted:

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OMg I'm deathly disgusted by birds too. i would have freaked if i were you

AS Posted:

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Everyone is afraid of birds
futuremrsmultari Posted:

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Posted by MPAS

Everyone is afraid of birds


Thank you everything for making me feel like I am not insane!!!!
Mrs.D08 Posted:

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Posted by Espo22

OMG im afraid of birds too so that would've freaked me o ut


Me too. People always look at me funny when I start freaking out about them.
jessica08bride Posted:

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Posted by Mrs.D08

Posted by Espo22

OMG im afraid of birds too so that would've freaked me o ut


Me too. People always look at me funny when I start freaking out about them.


pigeons are the worst. *gag*
LoveisBliss Posted:

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OMG I always thought I was the only one!

The worst was when I worked at JFK and pigeons would fly into the terminal all the time and never leave!

futuremrsmultari Posted:

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Posted by MrsT08

OMG I always thought I was the only one!

The worst was when I worked at JFK and pigeons would fly into the terminal all the time and never leave!



Ugh!!!!! Ewww....
LoveisBliss Posted:

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Posted by futuremrsmultari

Posted by MrsT08

OMG I always thought I was the only one!

The worst was when I worked at JFK and pigeons would fly into the terminal all the time and never leave!



Ugh!!!!! Ewww....


Yeah! I literally wasn't able to function lol I had to leave
futuremrsmultari Posted:

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Posted by MrsT08

Posted by futuremrsmultari

Posted by MrsT08

OMG I always thought I was the only one!

The worst was when I worked at JFK and pigeons would fly into the terminal all the time and never leave!



Ugh!!!!! Ewww....


Yeah! I literally wasn't able to function lol I had to leave


Perhaps we should form a support group...
DnellD809 Posted:

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I would have FLIPPED out! Wow...that would be very traumatizing! I'm glad you're ok but yea...the bird poop is good luck so yay for you!
futuremrsmultari Posted:

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Posted by DnellD809

I would have FLIPPED out! Wow...that would be very traumatizing! I'm glad you're ok but yea...the bird poop is good luck so yay for you!


If it's good luck I'm in great shape because their was poop EVERYWHERE! Eww, yuck...

it's been an interesting day!
TGs Lady 22908 Posted:

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Posted by MPAS

Everyone is afraid of birds


Looks like you and I are the only bird lovers.....

AmandaLynn04 Posted:

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OMG, I know how you feel! As I was driving to work this morning, a deer ran out in front of my car and I came within inches of hitting it! Damn Pennsylvania and its deer.

AS Posted:

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Posted by TGs Lady 22908

Posted by MPAS

Everyone is afraid of birds


Looks like you and I are the only bird lovers.....



I know!!!! lololol
MrsD71208 Posted:

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I am not a big fan of birds either and am sorry you had the sh*t scared out of you so early in the morning (pun defintely intended lol)

I do not trust squirrels either...I walk across the street to avoid them! I also loathe possums...LI has them everywhere and I have no clue what God's intentions were with that creature!!! YUCK!
ILOVEBRIAN2008 Posted:

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omg thats nuts!

chrispar Posted:

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I'm not afraid of birds but that would have freaked me out too!
LoveisBliss Posted:

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Posted by futuremrsmultari

Posted by MrsT08

Posted by futuremrsmultari

Posted by MrsT08

OMG I always thought I was the only one!

The worst was when I worked at JFK and pigeons would fly into the terminal all the time and never leave!



Ugh!!!!! Ewww....


Yeah! I literally wasn't able to function lol I had to leave


Perhaps we should form a support group...


I think we should!! lol i used to think I was the only one, now I see we have enough members to form a group
Miblove Posted:

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I'm afraid of birds tooooo - UR NOT ALONE, HAHAHA

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