So, I am deathly afraid of birds. Why? I have no idea. Well, I walk into my office this morning knowing I'm going to be the only one in my suite today. I open up my office door and a bird flies out from under my desk. He's whamming into the window trying to get out, shitting everywhere! He divebombs me, gets out into our office suite, continues to **** everywhere. Eventually I got my window open and managed to get him out but I nearly had a panic attack. And there is **** everywhere. Why me??!!
Go ahead in laugh but I may have PTSD from this....
graezie
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LOL!!! did you scream? i'd be running and screaming even if i'm not scared of birds.
TommysWife08
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HOLY CRAP!!! i would have freaked out tooo!!!!!
futuremrsmultari
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LOL!!! did you scream? i'd be running and screaming even if i'm not scared of birds.
I didn't scream but I did run around, well, ducking and running so I didn't get swooped or pooped on and I just kept saying 'HOLY CRAP' or 'OH MY GOD'....
UPDATE :
We found a hole outside that the birds are coming in through....meaning, this could happen again!!!!!!!!
I'm quitting....LOL
TommysWife08
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Posted by graezie
LOL!!! did you scream? i'd be running and screaming even if i'm not scared of birds.
I didn't scream but I did run around, well, ducking and running so I didn't get swooped or pooped on and I just kept saying 'HOLY CRAP' or 'OH MY GOD'....
UPDATE :
We found a hole outside that the birds are coming in through....meaning, this could happen again!!!!!!!!
I'm quitting....LOL
OH NO!!!!
graezie
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Posted by graezie
LOL!!! did you scream? i'd be running and screaming even if i'm not scared of birds.
I didn't scream but I did run around, well, ducking and running so I didn't get swooped or pooped on and I just kept saying 'HOLY CRAP' or 'OH MY GOD'....
UPDATE :
We found a hole outside that the birds are coming in through....meaning, this could happen again!!!!!!!!
I'm quitting....LOL
aaahhh, you're right. that means it can happen tomorrow!!!
but wow, you didn't scream! you're good!
futuremrsmultari
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Posted by graezie
LOL!!! did you scream? i'd be running and screaming even if i'm not scared of birds.
I didn't scream but I did run around, well, ducking and running so I didn't get swooped or pooped on and I just kept saying 'HOLY CRAP' or 'OH MY GOD'....
UPDATE :
We found a hole outside that the birds are coming in through....meaning, this could happen again!!!!!!!!
I'm quitting....LOL
aaahhh, you're right. that means it can happen tomorrow!!!
but wow, you didn't scream! you're good!
We all put in requests with facilities that it get fixed but I'm gonna dread coming here due to a freakin bird!!!!!
michellecarin
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i hate birds. Prolly b/c I have gotten pooped on a few times. One great story is when I was walking on Jamaica Ave in Woodhaven during lunch break. I got sh#$ all down my face. The crazy man in the bodega brought me in the nasty bathroom so i could wash my face.....oh my god i almost died. Birds love pooping on me and I would like to add, I def. do not have good luck so that whole poop being good luck is literally a bunch of #$%t
