My vent - feel free to add your own. Let it out sista.

Dear evil clients,

Yes, we charge waiting time. And because you 'forgot' to change the pickup time, it's not our problem. A policy is a policy. Yes, you've been traveling with us for a long time so you should know the policy. And you didn't cancel the call b/c you forgot that too? You don't want to be charged for it? Are we a non-profit? You jerks. I hate you all.

Dear NYC TLC,

YOU S$CK!

Dear bike-rider,

I hate you, and all of your cycling friends. You want the same priveleges as those who ride in cars, but yet you only want to obey the traffic laws that you pick and choose. No way Jose.

As I tried to cross my street today at the designated 'stop for pedestrians' crosswalk, you barrelled down the road, and had the nerve to ring your bell at me as I was halfway across the street. Amazing that a car right behind you had the courtesy to stop for me ....?! Then you proceeded to yell some expletives at me as you sped right through the crosswalk.

I hope you saw my middle finger in your rearview mirror. Also, I hope you hit the massive mud puddle up the road and ruined your nasty-@ss pair of pleated khaki pants. Next time you try to cut me off when I'm in my car, I'm going to lean on my horn and run you off the road.

Hearts,
Bonnie

Dear co-worker,

While I realize it's NOT ideal that I may be buying my parents' house and living with them . . . it is NOT polite for you to say 'No don't do that, that's pathetic.' I was actually excited at the idea that I would be able to own a home AND not be destitute after . . . .heck, FH and I were already talking about buying a vacation home in Florida. However, you quickly ended all of that with your insensitive comment.

Thank you for listening,
Me

PS - if you could get gonorrhea that would be fabulous

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Posted by beachbum05

Dear bike-rider,

I hate you, and all of your cycling friends. You want the same priveleges as those who ride in cars, but yet you only want to obey the traffic laws that you pick and choose. No way Jose.

As I tried to cross my street today at the designated 'stop for pedestrians' crosswalk, you barrelled down the road, and had the nerve to ring your bell at me as I was halfway across the street. Amazing that a car right behind you had the courtesy to stop for me ....?! Then you proceeded to yell some expletives at me as you sped right through the crosswalk.

I hope you saw my middle finger in your rearview mirror. Also, I hope you hit the massive mud puddle up the road and ruined your nasty-@ss pair of pleated khaki pants. Next time you try to cut me off when I'm in my car, I'm going to lean on my horn and run you off the road.

Hearts,
Bonnie

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Posted by ant n tilde

Dear co-worker,

While I realize it's NOT ideal that I may be buying my parents' house and living with them . . . it is NOT polite for you to say 'No don't do that, that's pathetic.' I was actually excited at the idea that I would be able to own a home AND not be destitute after . . . .heck, FH and I were already talking about buying a vacation home in Florida. However, you quickly ended all of that with your insensitive comment.

Thank you for listening,
Me

PS - if you could get gonorrhea that would be fabulous

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Dear son of landlord who lives upstairs...

STOP RIDING YOUR G0DAMN EXCERSIZE BIKE! ENOUGH ALREADY!

Thanks...
The annoyed by your excersize bike-riding couple downstairs...

Dear Ben & Jerry....

Why oh why must you're pints of delisciousness be so tiny... I need MORE!

Thanks
On my way to FAT!

Dear annoying client

who comes in for copies everyother day when i am most busy. I really wish not to stop laying out a whole presentation for your crappy $2.00 copy job. GO TO KINKOS OR STAPLES not a freakin print shop. Or the mom with three kids running around touching the copy machines while I copy coloring book pages for a whole big $5.

PISS OFF

Dear my high school students,

You're not as funny as you think you are.

Just wait till you have kids,
Miss S.

Dear stomach,
Stop your growling, I am way too lazy to make dinner. You are going to have to face the fact that we are waiting for FH to come home and order food. You can be so selfish sometimes.
-Jessica

haha, you girls are hysterical!

Dear my lovely fourth graders,

Yes you do have to read that book. it is part of fourth grade that you learn how to read!!! Also don't put your head down onthat desk and tell me your tired, your the one that went to bed at 8:00 last night and got 10000000 hours of sleep. Im the one that is up at 5:30 and doesn't go to bed until 11. And one more thing, it is not your mothers fault your home work is not in your back pack it is YOURS have some responsibility!!!!

Thank you,
Crayons and Pencils,
Miss B

this is the best thread ever

dear hungry people,

i can only feed you as fast as the cook will give me your food. I know you are hungry, but please stop being rude to me and my co-workers. We are not standing there laughing at you while we watch your food get cold in the kitchen. Yes there are servers who do not pay attention, however, I am not one of them. So please stop with the attitude when something takes longer than you expect.

and if your mashed potatoes are cold, I am sorry and my cook is wrong. i understand your food should be hot and i expect my cook to give me hot food....however the only way for me to check if they are hot is too stick my finger in them, and if i do that you will call the board of health. SO bare with me on days my cook is a slow idiot!!!!

from
your frustrated waitress

Dear neighbors on 22nd floor -

There is no reason to slam your doors every morning before I have to wake up. There is also no need to let your child run up and down the hall in the morning on the weekends....I realize the apt. might be small for all of you....seriously consider buying a house so the child can run freely - I'll put you in touch with a great real estate agent.

Thanks
Mary

PS - for my fellow NY'ers - This is America....we drive on the right side of the road and we walk on the right side of the side walk.

No need to walk into me and try as you might I won't budge!

Dear Mother,

I know you like to throw hissy fits but guess what? Christmas isn't going to stop just because you're not 'feeling up to it.' GET OVER IT! Your 'pity me' attitude has gotten old. No one cares anymore.

thanks.

oh and by the way: You can't freeze time. My wedding is NOT 2 or 3 years away, and just to keep you up to date with things the reason I spend so much time planning my wedding is partially to escape from the prison you call home.



Wow did I need to get that off my chest!
maybe I'll sleep better now!

Dear sick, stinky,smelly, sweaty, yucky, DIRTY, PATIENTS!!!

Just because your sick doesnt mean the world stops for you.. you and the other 100 people in the waiting room are all just ask sick if not sicker then you are.... we are a WALK IN CLINIC.... we do not take apointments, and theres a good chance that you wil wait 2 hours... if u can not handle this GO TO THE ER!!!!!.... Not only do i have to deal with your crap i have to deal with everyone elses and ive been waiting 9 hours to go home youve only been here for 2 of them so SHUT UR MOUTH AND BE NICE TO ME IM JUST TRYING TO HELP YOU!!!!

Thanks,
Megan

P.S. Thank you to those patients who are nice to me and say 'thanks job well done or your so nice' it makes my day worth it!!

Dear Inconsiderate Parent, not working and picking your children up in your pajamas,

Please understand that I have a life too. Yes I love the kids in my school, but when the afterschool program ends at 4:10, I should not be there at 5:00 wondering where in gods name you are!! I know where you are! You are home with a disconnected phone while your 5 or 6 year old sits on a bench waiting for you. I cannot go home when there are students still in the building!!! I DO NOT SLEEP IN SCHOOL!

Your loving Assistant Principal,
Ms. H

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Posted by beachbum05

Dear bike-rider,

I hate you, and all of your cycling friends. You want the same priveleges as those who ride in cars, but yet you only want to obey the traffic laws that you pick and choose. No way Jose.

As I tried to cross my street today at the designated 'stop for pedestrians' crosswalk, you barrelled down the road, and had the nerve to ring your bell at me as I was halfway across the street. Amazing that a car right behind you had the courtesy to stop for me ....?! Then you proceeded to yell some expletives at me as you sped right through the crosswalk.

I hope you saw my middle finger in your rearview mirror. Also, I hope you hit the massive mud puddle up the road and ruined your nasty-@ss pair of pleated khaki pants. Next time you try to cut me off when I'm in my car, I'm going to lean on my horn and run you off the road.

Hearts,
Bonnie

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