My vent - feel free to add your own. Let it out sista.

Dear Self,

Get your *** in gear!!!!!!!!!!!

Love,
Self.

DEAR RHs-

WHY ARE YOU SO F*CKING EXPENSIVE!!!!!


DEAR BANK ACCOUNT-

WHY ARE YOU SO F*CKING EMPTY!!!!

DEAR PARENTS-
WHY ARE YOU SPENDING $50K on YOUR SONS EDUCATION WHEN I PAYED FOR EVERYTHING AND YOUR NOT CONTRIBUTING A F*CKING DOLLAR TO YOUR ONLY DAUGHTER'S WEDDING???

DEAR APARTMENT-

CLEEAN YOURSELF GODDAMM1T!

DEAR CANCER-

CUT THE SH*T AND LEAVE MY MOM THE F8CK ALONE!!!
















i feel better

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Posted by beachbum05

Dear bike-rider,

I hate you, and all of your cycling friends. You want the same priveleges as those who ride in cars, but yet you only want to obey the traffic laws that you pick and choose. No way Jose.

As I tried to cross my street today at the designated 'stop for pedestrians' crosswalk, you barrelled down the road, and had the nerve to ring your bell at me as I was halfway across the street. Amazing that a car right behind you had the courtesy to stop for me ....?! Then you proceeded to yell some expletives at me as you sped right through the crosswalk.

I hope you saw my middle finger in your rearview mirror. Also, I hope you hit the massive mud puddle up the road and ruined your nasty-@ss pair of pleated khaki pants. Next time you try to cut me off when I'm in my car, I'm going to lean on my horn and run you off the road.

Hearts,
Bonnie

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LMFAOOOOOOOO Dude that was amazing!!!!

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Posted by Belongs2DanBuckley

DEAR RHs-

WHY ARE YOU SO F*CKING EXPENSIVE!!!!!


DEAR BANK ACCOUNT-

WHY ARE YOU SO F*CKING EMPTY!!!!

DEAR PARENTS-
WHY ARE YOU SPENDING $50K on YOUR SONS EDUCATION WHEN I PAYED FOR EVERYTHING AND YOUR NOT CONTRIBUTING A F*CKING DOLLAR TO YOUR ONLY DAUGHTER'S WEDDING???

DEAR APARTMENT-

CLEEAN YOURSELF GODDAMM1T!

DEAR CANCER-

CUT THE SH*T AND LEAVE MY MOM THE F8CK ALONE!!!


















i feel better

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Jess... You need a

And a

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Posted by AMGBride2008

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Posted by Belongs2DanBuckley

DEAR RHs-

WHY ARE YOU SO F*CKING EXPENSIVE!!!!!


DEAR BANK ACCOUNT-

WHY ARE YOU SO F*CKING EMPTY!!!!

DEAR PARENTS-
WHY ARE YOU SPENDING $50K on YOUR SONS EDUCATION WHEN I PAYED FOR EVERYTHING AND YOUR NOT CONTRIBUTING A F*CKING DOLLAR TO YOUR ONLY DAUGHTER'S WEDDING???

DEAR APARTMENT-

CLEEAN YOURSELF GODDAMM1T!

DEAR CANCER-

CUT THE SH*T AND LEAVE MY MOM THE F8CK ALONE!!!


















i feel better

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Jess... You need a

And a

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I AGREE! here are some more!!


PS: just so you know that you are not alone - my parents paid for my brother's ENTIRE education, paid for him to live off campus even though he got a FULL scholarship to St Johns, just because he wanted to go away - I FEEL YOUR PAIN!

Can I bust in? I was laughing so loud, my neighbors at work came to check on me.
Here's my gripe:

Dear fat HR girl,

It's not my fault your fat. No need to mention my boobs, or outfits (you wish you could wear). You have eaten McDonald's everyday this week! No need to be jealous of me. Just get off your fat A S S, stop eating that crap and work out!

Sincerely,
Your 'thinner' co-worker

Dear Short Little Boy that sits across from me,

you are a poor excuse for a man ....and its not my fault you were born with a height PROBLEM ...so take ur ' Im better than u attitude' and SHOVE IT UP UR A@#.....YOUR NOT MY BOSS AND U NEVER WILL BE ....i think they have classes for people with the short man sydrome ....lil puny F@#$

Sincerely
the girl that unfortunately has to sit across from u ever day and look at ur ugly mug!


P.S. if ur so much better than me how come u work here ...mr. i used to work at oppenheimer !
LOSER


wowwwwwwww that felt good

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Posted by Belongs2DanBuckley

DEAR RHs-

WHY ARE YOU SO F*CKING EXPENSIVE!!!!!


DEAR BANK ACCOUNT-

WHY ARE YOU SO F*CKING EMPTY!!!!

DEAR PARENTS-
WHY ARE YOU SPENDING $50K on YOUR SONS EDUCATION WHEN I PAYED FOR EVERYTHING AND YOUR NOT CONTRIBUTING A F*CKING DOLLAR TO YOUR ONLY DAUGHTER'S WEDDING???

DEAR APARTMENT-

CLEEAN YOURSELF GODDAMM1T!

DEAR CANCER-

CUT THE SH*T AND LEAVE MY MOM THE F8CK ALONE!!!
















i feel better

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holy god that has to be the funniest thing in the world!!! except the cancer part.. im sorry to hear that!! heres a few if this gives you any hope my grandpa had cancer 3 times and hes still going stong.. he lives with no stomach (he had lymphfoma) they made him a 'pocket' instead (he doopdoops alot) but hes alive!! he also had an anyurism (sp?) on his aorta and it burst as they were removing it!!! we thank god for him everyday but i truely belive that miricals happen and ill say a few extra for ur mom!!!

i agree i love this thread!!!

Dear girl whos legs dont rub together!
Its not your fault that ur legs dont rub together when you walk and mine get road rash but please wear a bigger pair of pants so that they dont look like pencils when i walk behind you and feel like a fat a$$..Thanks!

Yours truely,
Stubbylegs that rub together


Dear Girl who has no muffin top when she sits!
to put it plain and simple ... I HATE YOU!!!.. its just not fair that some people can eat and eat and eat and still have no muffin top when they sit!... IN MY F-IN DREAMS!... So please do me a 'solid' and eat some food.. go to mcdonalds drive through and EAT A BUGRER!!!!... god u make me so mad.
Have a nice day,
muffin top megan!

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Posted by Soon2BMrsD

i agree i love this thread!!!

Dear girl whos legs dont rub together!
Its not your fault that ur legs dont rub together when you walk and mine get road rash but please wear a bigger pair of pants so that they dont look like pencils when i walk behind you and feel like a fat a$$..Thanks!

Yours truely,
Stubbylegs that rub together


Dear Girl who has no muffin top when she sits!
to put it plain and simple ... I HATE YOU!!!.. its just not fair that some people can eat and eat and eat and still have no muffin top when they sit!... IN MY F-IN DREAMS!... So please do me a 'solid' and eat some food.. go to mcdonalds drive through and EAT A BUGRER!!!!... god u make me so mad.
Have a nice day,
muffin top megan!

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Posted by Soon2BMrsD

i agree i love this thread!!!

Dear girl whos legs dont rub together!
Its not your fault that ur legs dont rub together when you walk and mine get road rash but please wear a bigger pair of pants so that they dont look like pencils when i walk behind you and feel like a fat a$$..Thanks!

Yours truely,
Stubbylegs that rub together


Dear Girl who has no muffin top when she sits!
to put it plain and simple ... I HATE YOU!!!.. its just not fair that some people can eat and eat and eat and still have no muffin top when they sit!... IN MY F-IN DREAMS!... So please do me a 'solid' and eat some food.. go to mcdonalds drive through and EAT A BUGRER!!!!... god u make me so mad.
Have a nice day,
muffin top megan!

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Muffin top and stubby legs... are we twins or somehting???

Dear Cellulite and Stretch Marks

umm hello? I am pretty skinny and really young. . . maybe you have me confused for someone else. . . I am supposed to be walking around in a bikini all day not buying 'sucker inners' just so i can wear tight pants or a dress. . . . i think its time that you hit the road. . . .

Respectfully,

Cellulite Sally ( ha ever see white chicks?)

Dear Student:

If you don't want to get detention or fail classes, stop doing stupid $hit. Cursing at your teachers, starting fights in class, and/or throwing classroom objects will NOT enhance your grade. I promise.


Dear Parent(s):

If you insist on calling me to complain that your child got detention and/or failed a class, you might want to teach them not to do stupid $hit. You may consider teaching them to have some respect for adults, especially those attempting to educate your little darling. No, I can't do it for you.


Dear Teachers:

No I do not have a classroom. But just because you can't see me teaching does not mean I'm not busy. I'm not in my office surfing LI Weddings all day (that's just during lunch!) I do actual work. Try doing my job for a DAY, then tell me 'how good I have it.'


Sincerely,

The Guidance Counselor

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Posted by Soon2BMrsD

i agree i love this thread!!!

Dear girl whos legs dont rub together!
Its not your fault that ur legs dont rub together when you walk and mine get road rash but please wear a bigger pair of pants so that they dont look like pencils when i walk behind you and feel like a fat a$$..Thanks!

Yours truely,
Stubbylegs that rub together


Dear Girl who has no muffin top when she sits!
to put it plain and simple ... I HATE YOU!!!.. its just not fair that some people can eat and eat and eat and still have no muffin top when they sit!... IN MY F-IN DREAMS!... So please do me a 'solid' and eat some food.. go to mcdonalds drive through and EAT A BUGRER!!!!... god u make me so mad.
Have a nice day,
muffin top megan!

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well im really glad u girls all get a kick out of my obsenities!!!..lol i get so mad and it just comes out funny.. im sure i can cook up another.. actually i have one now...

Dear FAT GIRL iN A LITTLE SHIRT, (it gets sung not just said u have to sing it)

Why oh why do u feel it is neccessary to let ur muffin top hang out??? no one else likes it but you.. its actually really disgusting they do sell clothes of all shapes and sizes im SURE they have something for you that will cover ur Chub-a-lub. This is directed to all girls who wear clothes 5 sizes too small.. even if ur a zero and wear you wear a 6 year olds clothes ITS STILL TOO SMALL COVER IT UP!!!!!!!

Hugs and kisses,
girl who wears clothes that FIT!