My vent - feel free to add your own. Let it out sista.

Original post by LuvMyAlfonse

Nov 29, 2006 11:49 AM

Dear evil clients,

Yes, we charge waiting time. And because you 'forgot' to change the pickup time, it's not our problem. A policy is a policy. Yes, you've been traveling with us for a long time so you should know the policy. And you didn't cancel the call b/c you forgot that too? You don't want to be charged for it? Are we a non-profit? You jerks. I hate you all.

Dear NYC TLC,

YOU S$CK!

Soon2BMrsD Posted: Dec 06, 2006 10:57 PM

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this def. has to be the BEST thread!!!!

AMGBride2008 Posted: Dec 08, 2006 01:39 PM

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Dear HUGE zit on my face...

How do I say this nicely.... GO AWAY!

Signed,
Girls must leave house with paper bag over head

Autumn08 Posted: Dec 08, 2006 03:06 PM

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Posted by Soon2BMrsD

Dear sick, stinky,smelly, sweaty, yucky, DIRTY, PATIENTS!!!

Just because your sick doesnt mean the world stops for you.. you and the other 100 people in the waiting room are all just ask sick if not sicker then you are.... we are a WALK IN CLINIC.... we do not take apointments, and theres a good chance that you wil wait 2 hours... if u can not handle this GO TO THE ER!!!!!.... Not only do i have to deal with your crap i have to deal with everyone elses and ive been waiting 9 hours to go home youve only been here for 2 of them so SHUT UR MOUTH AND BE NICE TO ME IM JUST TRYING TO HELP YOU!!!!

Thanks,
Megan

P.S. Thank you to those patients who are nice to me and say 'thanks job well done or your so nice' it makes my day worth it!!

Dear patients,

You are in a hospital. We know you are sick and stressed and your meds are due. But It's only 7pm and your meds are due at 10pm. I don't know what you are getting, what the doctor said, when you are going home etc... I am not the nurse. I don't go through your chart. I wipe @$$.

Dear confused patients,

I understand you are really sick and wake up in the middle of the night confused. But if you are wearing a hopsital gown in a hospital bed it is safe to assume you are in a hospital. We are here to help you not hurt you. It is not a conspiracy to take over the world. And why do you procede to take off the gown and heart monitor and walk the hallways naked?

Dear detox patient,

When I said to go to the bathroom in a urinal I meant to urinate not defecate in it....

justustwo48 Posted: Dec 08, 2006 03:22 PM

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Sorry girls, I had to bust in, I need a vent session:

Dear Fraternity Sisters,
Please don't go and RSVP to a drinking social and not to my birthday dinner tonight.

Dear FH,
I love you dearly but please change your mind and not leave for Germany in an hour. It was supposed to be an intern outing and is now a trip with a single friend that can be done on your next internship. Please come to Delaware and celebrate the 21st bday of your fiancee (or at least send me flowers).

Love,
The bday girl that may/may not get drunk later

JeanineP2B Posted: Dec 08, 2006 07:15 PM

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Awww Nicole! You're going to have a great evening- don't worry! I hope your friends and FH stick around for the fuN!

AMGBride2008 Posted: Dec 10, 2006 02:20 PM

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i feel slightly better.... ehhh not really

Soon2BMrsD Posted: Dec 10, 2006 03:50 PM

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Posted by Autumn08

Posted by Soon2BMrsD

Dear sick, stinky,smelly, sweaty, yucky, DIRTY, PATIENTS!!!

Just because your sick doesnt mean the world stops for you.. you and the other 100 people in the waiting room are all just ask sick if not sicker then you are.... we are a WALK IN CLINIC.... we do not take apointments, and theres a good chance that you wil wait 2 hours... if u can not handle this GO TO THE ER!!!!!.... Not only do i have to deal with your crap i have to deal with everyone elses and ive been waiting 9 hours to go home youve only been here for 2 of them so SHUT UR MOUTH AND BE NICE TO ME IM JUST TRYING TO HELP YOU!!!!

Thanks,
Megan

P.S. Thank you to those patients who are nice to me and say 'thanks job well done or your so nice' it makes my day worth it!!

Dear patients,

You are in a hospital. We know you are sick and stressed and your meds are due. But It's only 7pm and your meds are due at 10pm. I don't know what you are getting, what the doctor said, when you are going home etc... I am not the nurse. I don't go through your chart. I wipe @$$.

Dear confused patients,

I understand you are really sick and wake up in the middle of the night confused. But if you are wearing a hopsital gown in a hospital bed it is safe to assume you are in a hospital. We are here to help you not hurt you. It is not a conspiracy to take over the world. And why do you procede to take off the gown and heart monitor and walk the hallways naked?

Dear detox patient,

When I said to go to the bathroom in a urinal I meant to urinate not defecate in it....

I LOVE YOU!!! trust me i understand!!!

Soon2BMrsD Posted: Dec 10, 2006 03:53 PM

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DEAR STUPID F*CKING PATIENTS!!!!

its a sunday we are the only doctors office with hours on a sunday.. were doing the best we can to see everyone in 4 hours!!! if ur deathly ill go to the ER save ur self the extra trip.. and if ur put in an exam room dont come out 10 min later and ask me ' DOES THE DOCTOR KNOW WERE HERE IVE BEEN WAITING FOREVER' news flash uve only been there for 10 min trust me I KNOW I WROTE THE TIME WHEN IGOT IN THE ROOM!!!!

Hugs and kisses,
the medical assistant.. NOT THE DOCTOR!!

beachbum05 Posted: Dec 11, 2006 11:04 AM

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Anyone have a good rant today? I could use a laugh

ant n tilde Posted: Dec 11, 2006 11:20 AM

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Dear person receiving social security,

YOU are the one who decided to have TEN children with TWO wives - YOU should be the one who has to fix each and everyone one of their records going ALL the way back to 1974!!!

I know you are currently dead, but i hate you anyway!

Sincerely,
Stressed out Social Security Employee who will be working on this ALL DAY!

MikeandJess Posted: Dec 11, 2006 11:22 AM

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I got one...

Dear stomach:
I just wanted one little brownie, you know the corners are my favorite Why oh why must you be so intolerant of lactose? Stop being such a baby and suck it up. I'm going to eat dairy whether you tolerate it or not so do what you will to me but I will not give up!!
-Jessica

rysie Posted: Dec 11, 2006 11:50 AM

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Dear you know who you are -

How could you let me pay for a vendor gift and submit the reimbursement forms and not have double checked it. Now I am stuck eating the charges b/c the forms weren't worded properly and apparently violate some policy. As if I wasn't poor enough right now!

I will never ever do this again.

Fake smiling -
you know who i am

Autumn08 Posted: Dec 12, 2006 04:38 PM

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Dear nail in the street,

Thank you for finding your way into my tire.

Sincerely,
Melanie

ant n tilde Posted: Dec 12, 2006 05:29 PM

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Dear Dale and Thomas Popcorn,

Why do you have to make the most incredible gourmet popcorm in the world?

Why do you have to make chocolate chunk and caramel popcorn?

Why did my cousin ( who i THOUGHT liked me) leave it at my house?

Why did you force me to eat an entire bag?

My blubber thanks you, but i hate you.

Sincerely,
The Blubber Bride

LuvMyAlfonse Posted: Dec 12, 2006 08:20 PM

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Dear Matilde,

How could you post such an enticing picture of chocolate chunk n' caramel popcorn? Forcing me to drool all over my keyboard. I thought we were here to support one another?

Now I will have to raid the gift towers that have begun to arrive at my office.

Thanks,
Jenn

Collweenie21 Posted: Dec 12, 2006 08:24 PM

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Posted by LuvMyAlfonse

Dear Matilde,

How could you post such an enticing picture of chocolate chunk n' caramel popcorn? Forcing me to drool all over my keyboard. I thought we were here to support one another?

Now I will have to raid the gift towers that have begun to arrive at my office.

Thanks,
Jenn

LMAO

Collweenie21 Posted: Dec 12, 2006 08:32 PM

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Dear Coppertone,

Thanks so much for the wonderful, waterproof sun protection (SPF 30!) you gave me in Aruba. You left me a crispy brown color when I arrived back in NY, rather than the painful red burn I had in Aruba.

I especially would like to compliment the added bonus of shedding the entire first layer of my epidermis, leaving me dry and discolored. The multiple tones of my skin should look lovely while trying on wedding dresses tomorrow.

tara08 Posted: Dec 12, 2006 10:21 PM

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Posted by Soon2BMrsD

Posted by Autumn08

Posted by Soon2BMrsD

Dear sick, stinky,smelly, sweaty, yucky, DIRTY, PATIENTS!!!

Just because your sick doesnt mean the world stops for you.. you and the other 100 people in the waiting room are all just ask sick if not sicker then you are.... we are a WALK IN CLINIC.... we do not take apointments, and theres a good chance that you wil wait 2 hours... if u can not handle this GO TO THE ER!!!!!.... Not only do i have to deal with your crap i have to deal with everyone elses and ive been waiting 9 hours to go home youve only been here for 2 of them so SHUT UR MOUTH AND BE NICE TO ME IM JUST TRYING TO HELP YOU!!!!

Thanks,
Megan

P.S. Thank you to those patients who are nice to me and say 'thanks job well done or your so nice' it makes my day worth it!!

Dear patients,

You are in a hospital. We know you are sick and stressed and your meds are due. But It's only 7pm and your meds are due at 10pm. I don't know what you are getting, what the doctor said, when you are going home etc... I am not the nurse. I don't go through your chart. I wipe @$$.

Dear confused patients,

I understand you are really sick and wake up in the middle of the night confused. But if you are wearing a hopsital gown in a hospital bed it is safe to assume you are in a hospital. We are here to help you not hurt you. It is not a conspiracy to take over the world. And why do you procede to take off the gown and heart monitor and walk the hallways naked?

Dear detox patient,

When I said to go to the bathroom in a urinal I meant to urinate not defecate in it....

I LOVE YOU!!! trust me i understand!!!

Dear Patients that Megan has sent to me in the ER:

Please Please understand that we are not an alternative to waiting at the doctors office... believe it or not you might have to wait here too.. for example patient that comes in with a rash that has been going on for four days dont expect that you will be seen over my patient who is having a stroke or heart attack... im sorry your rash isnt high on my priority list and yes i guess its probably because i have no compassion just like you are suggesting... my advice.. go back to megans office she sounds nicer than me...

Smooches
tara

ant n tilde Posted: Dec 13, 2006 07:08 AM

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Posted by Collweenie21

Posted by LuvMyAlfonse

Dear Matilde,

How could you post such an enticing picture of chocolate chunk n' caramel popcorn? Forcing me to drool all over my keyboard. I thought we were here to support one another?

Now I will have to raid the gift towers that have begun to arrive at my office.

Thanks,
Jenn

LMAO

oops sorry!

MikeandJess Posted: Dec 13, 2006 07:53 PM

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Dear Oprah,
I was very excited to see that you had a show solely based on how to find the perfect fitting jeans as this is a problem I battle with often. However, why is the perfect fitting jeans $400?!?!?! In turn, this is NOT a useful show being that I will have to sign up for welfare checks after I purchase the 'perfect' jeans. If I'm going to be poor, at least my *** will look great, my legs will look longer and I will hide my love handles. This is always more important than having a roof over my head and food in my mouth. Thanks for nothing Oprah, you are evil.
-the poor girl with the perfect fitting jeans