so DH and i are laying in bed and i hug him and say 'finally you dont have to go home anymore!' we smile at each other and hug tighter....
then...
he FARTS! and not just once by mistake.. he proceeds to laugh and do it a few more times.
Nechama1
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That's too funny. I make FH leave the room!
Rejjie
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That drives me freaking nuts!!! It has even come up in our pre marital therapy! I swear. It is such a turn off!!! He just says, 'It's natural!!!' Ugh.....
kBr
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yeah its not really funny when he does it... he thinks it is.. then i ask him how cute it would be if i farted in front of him and he gets quiet. lol
Rejjie
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I tried that and he said, 'Good for you! Don't you feel better?' UGH!!!!
JeanetteandSteve
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FH farts ALL the time...and then he'll look at me like a mischievous little kid. and then i can't even yell at him, we both just crack up.
kBr
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Posted by JeanetteandSteve
FH farts ALL the time...and then he'll look at me like a mischievous little kid. and then i can't even yell at him, we both just crack up.
this happens to us a lot too.. but sometimes its just like UGHHHH kill the mood why dont ya??
failurebydsign
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well date twin..i guess we are twins in more than one way..
we lived together before hand so i was used to it..but now its just gross
jeffamanda080808
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Posted by JeanetteandSteve
FH farts ALL the time...and then he'll look at me like a mischievous little kid. and then i can't even yell at him, we both just crack up.
OMG...FH does the same thing...THEN tires to blame it on the cat!!!!!!!!!! I can't help but hold my breath and laugh my @ss off!!!!!!!!
mariaobride
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thats hystercial ahhh love
catsgirl
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love is grand..............
SparkyandAng
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That is tooooo funny! It had to happen sometime.
MrsK2008
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there is no love with out gas.............even loud raunchy gas!!!!
040508Bride
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when he does that around me I leave....it makes me sick!!!!!!!!!!! he's WORSE than his 8 year old nephew.....if he does it he can't stop laughing. I can't stand it!!!!!!!!!
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Oh he decided that he wasn't waiting until after the wedding...
Last night he asks me, 'Do you love me? Will you love me forever?'
I looked at him and said, 'If I can sit in this stinky room and still love you as much as I do, I think loving you forever will be easy!!'
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in our home it's pretty much the couple that farts together stays together
very early in our relationship i realized DH had a natural talent for smelly gas, and as much as i tried to hide from him when i had to go, he'd stand by the bathroom door to hear me fart - he thinks it's cute!!! he still says 'NICE!' when i fart in front of him. we're such a lovely couple. at this point we have absolutely no shame about anything anymore.
kBr
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lol bump for more romantic gas stories
MrsJ08
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lmaooo this is tooo funny!!! has any of your FH's farted during sex????
