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newlywed romance. *ADD YOUR STORY!*

Original post by kBr

so DH and i are laying in bed and i hug him and say 'finally you dont have to go home anymore!' we smile at each other and hug tighter....

then...


he FARTS! and not just once by mistake.. he proceeds to laugh and do it a few more times.






Stef08 Posted:

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my FH does it ALL the time i cant take it sometimes and he thinks its the funniest thing!!!

soon2bmrsconnolly Posted:

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roan126 Posted:

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Hmmm...guess the honeymoon is over....

anamaree77 Posted:

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That's so cute. It's been SEVEN YEARS and i've never heard FH fart. He's such a puss.
gabbie83 Posted:

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Posted by kBr

yeah its not really funny when he does it... he thinks it is.. then i ask him how cute it would be if i farted in front of him and he gets quiet. lol


hahahahaa


oh my - this is married life!
I already live with mine - so no surprises for me....
HAHAHA but that is priceless!
gabbie83 Posted:

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SO I THINK THIS IS THE FUNNIEST POST I HAVE READ IN A REALLL LONG TIME...
IT JUST MADE MY MORNING
THANKS LADIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bella1028 Posted:

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ugh...not a fan of that
bluegreen08 Posted:

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Posted by jeffamanda080808

OMG...FH does the same thing...THEN tires to blame it on the cat!!!!!!!!!! I can't help but hold my breath and laugh my @ss off!!!!!!!!



One of my cats actually does fart! I've caught him twice... he is quite potent
bluegreen08 Posted:

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Posted by teenigrrl

in our home it's pretty much the couple that farts together stays together

very early in our relationship i realized DH had a natural talent for smelly gas, and as much as i tried to hide from him when i had to go, he'd stand by the bathroom door to hear me fart - he thinks it's cute!!! he still says 'NICE!' when i fart in front of him. we're such a lovely couple. at this point we have absolutely no shame about anything anymore.



I'll just say that I have Crohn's disease and definitely have my moments. Luckily the meds I'm on eliminate most of the smell, but if I eat certain foods... well....
KK Holiday Posted:

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oh boys!
medic6809 Posted:

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ttw910 Posted:

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FH farts all the time... he thinks its cute... its not!!!

Ms Sawney Posted:

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blaine08 Posted:

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i hate it. it grosses me out!!
FinallyEngaged Posted:

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leave it to a guy to ruin a nice moment......
kBr Posted:

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he held me down with a pillow that night so i wouldnt post this.... so i posted it when he fell asleep.. hahahaaaa good thing he isnt a lurker... he would kill me if he saw this post...
Mici n KC Posted:

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OrangeGrl Posted:

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WELCOME TO MY LIFE!

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