NRW- VENT... stupid phone calls

why is it that everytime I put food in my mouth the phone rings at work... I don't know how I'm gaining weight if I can't even get food in my mouth!

and just now I had a guy call:

--hi, yea someone there called me, but I don't know who...

-ok, do you happen to know how long ago they called
and could I have the name...

-- um, hold on...

- ...of your company?

-- well i'm an attorney and I don't know why someone from your office would call me, at 10:30 this morning.

- yea, I don't know.. there's only 3 of us in the office and it wasn't me, I don't know if it was one of the guys...

--well that doesn't help me

- ...that called

-- it was probably a wrong number

- yea, that could be the case, i'll mention to them that you called, can i have your name?

-- it was probably a wrong number, it doesn't make sense. *click*







or the best..

- (company greeting)

-- hi, I was speaking to someone there before... I think his name was mark

- there's no mark here, there's randy and jeff

-- no, his name was mark

- i'm sorry, there isn't a mark here and never was

-- i just talked to him 5 minutes ago

- i believe you were speaking to randy

-- yea, that's his name! andy!



i swear i wanna throw the phone in a well!