NWR: Gonna be a bear
In this life, I am a woman
In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear
When you're a bear, you get to hibernate
You do nothing but sleep for six months- I could deal with that
Before you hibernate, you are suppose to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too
When you're a girl bear, you birth your kids (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs. I could definately deal with that.
If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that
If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS thaht you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
Yup, gonna be a bear!
In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear
When you're a bear, you get to hibernate
You do nothing but sleep for six months- I could deal with that
Before you hibernate, you are suppose to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too
When you're a girl bear, you birth your kids (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs. I could definately deal with that.
If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that
If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS thaht you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
Yup, gonna be a bear!
