This is unlike me, because this post is NWR AT ALL, but I had to share for all my fellow LIRR riders . . .
On my way into work in the mornings I usually sit next to this group of women who TALK the whole way into the city. They are hysterical though and generally very entertaining – a real bunch of cougars too. The conversation this morning went something like this:
Train lady 1: Who’s that actor that’s dating Reese Witherspoon? Train lady 2: Oh, I know. Germaine something. Train lady 3: Yeah, he’s in a movie now, Citizen something or other, with that guy. Train lady 1: He’s so cute! What’s his name? Train lady 4: Gerard something. He was just dating Jennifer Aniston. Train lady 2: Oh yes, he has an Irish accent, I know who you are talking about. [In row behind, I’m thinking: ???WHAT???] Train lady 1: I just saw him in that movie. Train lady 2: The one with Sandra Bullock? Train lady 3: Yes! I saw that movie the other night – The Proposal. That was a funny movie. All ladies agree.
Apparently they are imaging some interesting mix of Jake Gyllenhall, Gerard Butler, Colin Farrel?, and Ryan Reynolds. I was trying so hard not to laugh, but I was DYING, hahahaha. And I love how none of them were ever at any point talking about the same person, or were even close, but they all agree and talk in such generalized terms. It was too funny.
AngnShaun
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no one interesting is ever on the A train... unless you count the guy a few weeks ago that was masturbating ... that was fun!
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sssoooo funny...it totally reminds me of this skit on SNL....MOM TRANSLATOR
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Posted by AngnShaun
no one interesting is ever on the A train... unless you count the guy a few weeks ago that was masturbating ... that was fun!
Ehhh how gross!!
I was on the train with a wacker once. I was not happy. Just me and him and then all the way on the other end of the car was an older lady. it was freakish. He was staring at me and wacking it. I got off at the next stop. I was horrified. I hope he died. he was a real good for nothign wacko!!!
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This is the reason that I love to people watch or in this case people listen! The things that come out of peoples mouths some times are just insane!
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Posted by KerriJohnS
Posted by AngnShaun
no one interesting is ever on the A train... unless you count the guy a few weeks ago that was masturbating ... that was fun!
Ehhh how gross!!
I was on the train with a wacker once. I was not happy. Just me and him and then all the way on the other end of the car was an older lady. it was freakish. He was staring at me and wacking it. I got off at the next stop. I was horrified. I hope he died. he was a real good for nothign wacko!!!
it was nasty... i didnt even notice until i was getting off the train and my friend pointed him out... this was a rush hour packed train... all day i was totally grossed out
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Posted by AngnShaun
Posted by KerriJohnS
Posted by AngnShaun
no one interesting is ever on the A train... unless you count the guy a few weeks ago that was masturbating ... that was fun!
Ehhh how gross!!
I was on the train with a wacker once. I was not happy. Just me and him and then all the way on the other end of the car was an older lady. it was freakish. He was staring at me and wacking it. I got off at the next stop. I was horrified. I hope he died. he was a real good for nothign wacko!!!
it was nasty... i didnt even notice until i was getting off the train and my friend pointed him out... this was a rush hour packed train... all day i was totally grossed out
A packed train is less scary than being alone. but still gross. What is wrong with people? UGH!!! What on a dirty train turns you on so much that you have to publically wack it??? LOSER!!!
AngnShaun
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Posted by KerriJohnS
Posted by AngnShaun
Posted by KerriJohnS
Posted by AngnShaun
no one interesting is ever on the A train... unless you count the guy a few weeks ago that was masturbating ... that was fun!
Ehhh how gross!!
I was on the train with a wacker once. I was not happy. Just me and him and then all the way on the other end of the car was an older lady. it was freakish. He was staring at me and wacking it. I got off at the next stop. I was horrified. I hope he died. he was a real good for nothign wacko!!!
it was nasty... i didnt even notice until i was getting off the train and my friend pointed him out... this was a rush hour packed train... all day i was totally grossed out
A packed train is less scary than being alone. but still gross. What is wrong with people? UGH!!! What on a dirty train turns you on so much that you have to publically wack it??? LOSER!!!
oh yeah... i just mean this guy had to be insane to do that with so many people there....
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Posted by AngnShaun
no one interesting is ever on the A train... unless you count the guy a few weeks ago that was masturbating ... that was fun!
How true..I ride the A every day, nothing
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