Maybe on You... Hipster girl #1: I was blowing him and it was taking, like, 20 minutes, so I finally told him to hurry up since my jaw was hurting. Hipster girl #2: I hate that! How can they take that long to just finish? Suit nearby: If you would do it right, it would only take two minutes.
--2 train
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MySpace is like crack, yo. I'm addicted to that ****. --F train
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can you imagine someone listening to this convo and saying this
Hipster girl #1: I was blowing him and it was taking, like, 20 minutes, so I finally told him to hurry up since my jaw was hurting. Hipster girl #2: I hate that! How can they take that long to just finish? Suit nearby: If you would do it right, it would only take two minutes.
--2 train
Overheard by: TP
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Posted by Jesses Girl
Maybe on You... Hipster girl #1: I was blowing him and it was taking, like, 20 minutes, so I finally told him to hurry up since my jaw was hurting. Hipster girl #2: I hate that! How can they take that long to just finish? Suit nearby: If you would do it right, it would only take two minutes.
--2 train
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Posted by Espo22
can you imagine someone listening to this convo and saying this
Hipster girl #1: I was blowing him and it was taking, like, 20 minutes, so I finally told him to hurry up since my jaw was hurting. Hipster girl #2: I hate that! How can they take that long to just finish? Suit nearby: If you would do it right, it would only take two minutes.
--2 train
Overheard by: TP
HAHAHA we posted at like the very same time!
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Hobo: Can I get some change? Drunk guy: I'm sorry, I don't smoke crack. I can't understand you.
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Tourist lady, very slowly: Uhhh, can you... Um, excuse me, can you... um, tell me where... that place downtown... I think it's, ummm... Lady suit, interrupting: Christ on a crutch! What are you, Canadian or retarded?!
--4 train, Wall St station
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Girl on cell: And then she was all upset cuz she had gotten raped! [laughter] I know, well duh, what did she expect acting like that? Everyone knows you don't take your dog to a dog park right after it ends its period!
--18th & Park
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Posted by Jesses Girl
Posted by Espo22
can you imagine someone listening to this convo and saying this
Hipster girl #1: I was blowing him and it was taking, like, 20 minutes, so I finally told him to hurry up since my jaw was hurting. Hipster girl #2: I hate that! How can they take that long to just finish? Suit nearby: If you would do it right, it would only take two minutes.
--2 train
Overheard by: TP
HAHAHA we posted at like the very same time!
i guess were on the same page...im gonna start writing down what i hear, and submit them...Seriously ive heard some insane and funny things lol, im suremost of us have
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What? Are you calling me a nerd? Do I look like I pay attention in class? I got a D+ so in your face, *****! Oh, guess who I ****** last night? Girl: Could you say that any louder? Who? Queer: Myself.
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Bag lady: You look like you got a ****** job! Suit: Do you even have a job? Bag lady: Oh, yeah, I do all kinds of jobs. Hand jobs, blowjobs, foot jobs... Suit: That's not what I meant-- Bag lady: --Tit jobs...
--6 train
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Daily News guy: Hey baby, free Daily News. Hey baby, take my paper and you'll be satisfied...Yo baby, you take that paper and you keep looking that fine. Shake what God gave ya baby, and read my paper!
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Mother: Did you do these questions or was this the part you copied from the board in class?...What the **** was that? Speak in actual words! Little boy: This part was from the board and this part I did. Mother: Don't ******* lie to me. I'm gonna bust you in the mouth. Why didn't you do your homework?...Did you look at yourself before we left the house? You look like ******* ****! Little boy: I'm sorry. Mother: Sorry looking.
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Dude #1: Last night Sheryl told me my balls smelled like Ramen. Dude #2: Oh, really? Like the noodles? Dude #1: Yeah... She gave me head anyway, though.
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Guy: I wish I could turn my fat into gold.
--18th & 5th
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OMG i dont know why i find this was so funny, i seriously laughed out loud at work
JAP #1: Well, call me on your phone. JAP #2: What?! JAP #1: Call me on your phone? JAP #2: Oh. I thought you just said something in French or something. JAP #1: I can't speak French!
--Washington Square Park
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Tourist woman: ...But I thought that the Arc de Triomphe was in Paris.
--Washington Square Park
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hahaha i love this site!
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Drunk girl: This ******* MetroCard doesn't work? Sober guy #1: The train is about to come, what's taking you so long, *****? Drunk girl: Excuse me cute guy, can you help me? Sober guy #2: Of course. Drunk girl: You see, *******? The cute guy helped me; I'm going to fu c k him tonight.
