ps if u dont kno what it is...its random things people overhear in new york. its hysterical..
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i should finish reading these at home, im seriously laughing out loud trying to hold it in hahahaha.
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Bike guy: Well why don't you shut up, bi t ch? Woman: Whatever. Bike guy: I'll break my d ick off in your mouth.
ooops
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we are the only 3 that find this funny
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Tourist: Excuse me, ma'am? Can you tell me how to get to the Golden Gate Bridge? Local, after long pause: Up two blocks, make a left. You can't miss it.
--Union Square
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we are the only 3 that find this funny
haha i think so....but i love them! i can read all day
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Thug #1: So they was like, 'Yo, you fu c k ed that ***** without a condom!' And I was like, 'Naw.' And they was like, 'She pregnant, yo.' Thug #2: Aw, ****! Thug #1: When I heard that, I was cryin'. Like, straight-up tears, I was cryin'. Thug #2: Damn... Thug #1: I can't even tell you what I did to get that ***** unpregnant. I'll say this much: it involved chloroform.
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No, haha I was just reading them all and laughing out loud!
I loved the ramen one!
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Tourist: Excuse me, ma'am? Can you tell me how to get to the Golden Gate Bridge? Local, after long pause: Up two blocks, make a left. You can't miss it.
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Posted by Jesses Girl
Tourist: Excuse me, ma'am? Can you tell me how to get to the Golden Gate Bridge? Local, after long pause: Up two blocks, make a left. You can't miss it.
--Union Square
i should look before i post, i keep posting right after you lol
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Dad with two kids, in sing-song voice: Stop it... Stop it... Please be good... Please be nice... Please stop biting me...
--LIRR waiting area, Penn Station
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JAP: He asked me to rub his chest hair. I was like, 'Can I braid your chest hair, put little beads on it and make it shimmy so I can pretend I'm on vacation?'
--6 train
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Girl to friend: Making out with my brother was the weirdest thing of my life.
--79th St Crosstown Bus
Lools
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OMG that is so hilarious! I needed a laugh! I don't even care if they're fake! I've overheard weird crap like that in the city many times so I believe it! I have to show this to FH!
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hahaha
good im glad ur laughin...i kno i am...
work?! who works honestly. haha
Lools
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Blood center rep: Ma'am, would you like to donate blood today and save a life? Woman: No, I'm donating into my maxi-pad as we speak. Blood center rep: Ewww.
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Bimbette on cell: Well, I really need to go to Linens 'n' Things today, because when I move into my new apartment I'm going to need tons of, like, linens... 'n' things. Oh my god, that's so weird!
--Outside Bed, Bath & Beyond, 19th & 6th
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Bimbette on cell: Well, I really need to go to Linens 'n' Things today, because when I move into my new apartment I'm going to need tons of, like, linens... 'n' things. Oh my god, that's so weird!
--Outside Bed, Bath & Beyond, 19th & 6th
haha i liked that one too
and the period...too funny!!
Ghetto mama: Gimme some of yo' Skittles, boy. Little boy: No, they be my Skittles. Ghetto papa: Boy, you best to give yo' mama some Skittles or yo' *** is nevah gonna taste that rainbow again.
--1 train
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Conductor, on loudspeaker: Who won? Yankee Fan: Twins! Conductor, on loudspeaker: ****.
Hobo: Excuse me, is this the Six Train? Young guy: Yes. Hobo: Thank you [urinates on rail].
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I LOVE this site - i am hysterical!
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Girl: I'm going to bed when I get home.
Mom: OK, if I get up before you and I want to do something fun, then should I wake you up?
Girl: It depends on what 'fun' is. If it's one of your ninety-seven Starbucks runs, then no. If it's chasing the dog around the house going 'Eeeeee!' then, yeah, sure.
