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NWR: Something to read at work

Jesses Girl Posted:

NWR: Something to read at work

Overheard in NY

i could totally read this all day. enjoy!

ps if u dont kno what it is...its random things people overhear in new york.
its hysterical..
SeaMaiden Posted:

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I wonder how much of this is acually real...not that it matters, lol
Mizzdimple Posted:

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haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Cutechef729 Posted:

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Omg I love that site! FH reads them to me all the time!

kimNanthony Posted:

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This is my fav:

Old JAP: I wanna sue somebody.
Lawyer: For what?
Old JAP: For a million dollars. I'm ******* tired of working.

Espo22 Posted:

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some of these are histerical
RadiantBride Posted:

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Mizzdimple Posted:

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Tipsy chick #1: I just started with a new gynecologist. She has braces; I don't know how I feel about that.
Tipsy chick #2: Why, does she use her mouth?
jessruth9 Posted:

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OMG!
I love this.
You should also check out this site: http://www.broadwayworld.com/board/readmessage.cfm?page=67&thread=901022

Overheard on Broadway!!!
Espo22 Posted:

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Customer: Can I get two dollars of pickles, please?
Falafel guy: That'll be three dollars.

Espo22 Posted:

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Dumb teen: So, you're from France?
English girl: No, I'm from England.
Dumb teen: Oh, right. What part of England is France in?
AS Posted:

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Only in NY!!!!!

Espo22 Posted:

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Posted by Mizzdimple

Tipsy chick #1: I just started with a new gynecologist. She has braces; I don't know how I feel about that.
Tipsy chick #2: Why, does she use her mouth?




Espo22 Posted:

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Hysterical girl in stall on cell: Why the **** did she post 'Thanks again for that chicken parmigiana X-X-O-O' on your MySpace page?! What the **** does that mean?! X-X-O-O?! And why did you buy her chicken parmigiana?! We just broke up three days ago and you're buying some other ***** chicken parmigianaaa?! Do you want to be with me or not?!

--Ladies' room, Bar

yelley77 Posted:

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wow! Those are, um, interesting!!!

LOL
anneandchris Posted:

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These are great sites...just what I need more distractions at work as if this site isn't addicting enough hahaha!

Espo22 Posted:

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Blonde to brunette: You don't understand... I was the Paris Hilton of Seattle...

--Bedford Ave

Overheard by: griffin

Bimbette bragging to server: Yeah, I'm like the Lindsay Lohan of New Jersey!

--Brooklyn Diner, Times Square

Office worker: I would bury Jennifer in a ditch somewhere for Jessica Biel.

--Staten Island


Overheard by: Tim

Disappointed lady to hubby: Well, I didn't see any celebrities in there!

--Outside Olive Garden, Times Square

Mizzdimple Posted:

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Can you not gain any more weight? One of us has to look good at the wedding. --F train Guy

Espo22 Posted:

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Man to friends: I mean, I don't know about him. He doesn't play sports, he doesn't drink, smoke or do drugs... What kind of a life is that?

--Manhattan-bound M train

Overheard by: amazed

Jesses Girl Posted:

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haha you can get lost with these...

the best is the one with the bag lady who calims she got raped the day before and someone yells to be quiet or something...i died. haha

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