NWR: Too funny not to share: 'Who is Jack Schitt?'
FH emailed this to me...just had to pass it on to you to give you a laugh.
Enjoy!
Who is Jack Schitt?!!
For some time many of us have wondered just
who is Jack Schitt?
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says,
'You don't know Jack Schitt!'
Well, thanks to genealogy efforts, you can now
respond in an Intellectual way.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.
Awe Schitt was married to O. Schitt, the
fertilizer magnate, and owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc.
They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious Couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt
married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.
After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe
Schitt divorced.
Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and
because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and
they produced a Son with a rather nervous disposition who was nick-named Chicken Schitt.
Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt
and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
The wedding announcement in the newspaper
announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials.
The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd,
and Horse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world.
He recently returned from Italy with his new
Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack
Schitt,' you can Correct them.
Sincerely, Crock O. Schitt
Enjoy!
Who is Jack Schitt?!!
For some time many of us have wondered just
who is Jack Schitt?
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says,
'You don't know Jack Schitt!'
Well, thanks to genealogy efforts, you can now
respond in an Intellectual way.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.
Awe Schitt was married to O. Schitt, the
fertilizer magnate, and owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc.
They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious Couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt
married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.
After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe
Schitt divorced.
Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and
because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and
they produced a Son with a rather nervous disposition who was nick-named Chicken Schitt.
Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt
and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
The wedding announcement in the newspaper
announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials.
The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd,
and Horse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world.
He recently returned from Italy with his new
Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack
Schitt,' you can Correct them.
Sincerely, Crock O. Schitt
