OFFICIAL 'RAUNCH' thread of 08

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Posted by novia26

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Posted by MJDoc12

as far as a know--a docking station is just a slang term for any hole a guy can stick their d*ck in.

like a girl is just good as a docking station to recharge---i.e. do her or get a bj

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dang girl do you have your d!ck doctorate??? you sound like a pro

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i have soooo many more!

like Hot Lunch aka Cleaveland Steamer

Dog in a bathrub

Bronco

Donkey Punch


there's a whole list of disgusting sex things!

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Posted by MJDoc12

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Posted by KarinAmanda

wait i have more

how about an 'upper decker'

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isn't that where you poop in the top part of a toilet---removing the lid and pooping in there instead of a toilet?

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almost,

so at your next friendly gathering, make sure FH removes the toilet cover - ya know, on the top of the toilet and drop a deuce.... it'll be weeks before they figure out what that rank smell is

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Posted by KarinAmanda

wait i have more

how about an 'upper decker'

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you remind me of my FH, he knows like all these lol he has so many of them but i always forget

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Posted by KarinAmanda

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Posted by MJDoc12

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Posted by KarinAmanda

wait i have more

how about an 'upper decker'

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isn't that where you poop in the top part of a toilet---removing the lid and pooping in there instead of a toilet?

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almost,

so at your next friendly gathering, make sure FH removes the toilet cover - ya know, on the top of the toilet and drop a deuce.... it'll be weeks before they figure out what that rank smell is

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OMG!!!!!!

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Posted by Espo22

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Posted by KarinAmanda

wait i have more

how about an 'upper decker'

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you remind me of my FH, he knows like all these lol he has so many of them but i always forget

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maybe he knows my FH and friends, that where i get my dirty mouth from

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Posted by MJDoc12

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Posted by novia26

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Posted by MJDoc12

as far as a know--a docking station is just a slang term for any hole a guy can stick their d*ck in.

like a girl is just good as a docking station to recharge---i.e. do her or get a bj

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dang girl do you have your d!ck doctorate??? you sound like a pro

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i have soooo many more!

like Hot Lunch aka Cleaveland Steamer

Dog in a bathrub

Bronco

Donkey Punch


there's a whole list of disgusting sex things!

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LOL those are the ones FH always tells me about, its bucking bronco right lol

i forget all of them though

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Posted by KarinAmanda

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Posted by Espo22

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Posted by KarinAmanda

wait i have more

how about an 'upper decker'

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you remind me of my FH, he knows like all these lol he has so many of them but i always forget

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maybe he knows my FH and friends, that where i get my dirty mouth from

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i should be the main star of an Orbit commercial - 'makes dirty mouths clean'

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holy crappp did a miss alot having to study for finals!! ... this is the best thread ever! ..

I agree with so many of these, defiantly swallow and I have to try out this pineapple thing!

Done the 'pringles' funniest name ever!

Had sex on like day 3 or 4 of aunt flo.

I need this swing, i hear its amazing! ... We have that pillow thing, which was such a waste of money, you can just use a regular friggen pillow for christ sake lol

Oh yeah, did the 3 some thing with an ex, but not with FH, he says he would never do a 3 some with another girl, and defiantly not another guy lol

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Posted by MJDoc12

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Posted by novia26

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Posted by MJDoc12

as far as a know--a docking station is just a slang term for any hole a guy can stick their d*ck in.

like a girl is just good as a docking station to recharge---i.e. do her or get a bj

---

dang girl do you have your d!ck doctorate??? you sound like a pro

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i have soooo many more!

like Hot Lunch aka Cleaveland Steamer

Dog in a bathrub

Bronco

Donkey Punch


there's a whole list of disgusting sex things!

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Ok I just by reading them I'm thinking I know what some of them are. But what is Dog in a bathtub??

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Posted by MJDoc12

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Posted by novia26

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Posted by MJDoc12

as far as a know--a docking station is just a slang term for any hole a guy can stick their d*ck in.

like a girl is just good as a docking station to recharge---i.e. do her or get a bj

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dang girl do you have your d!ck doctorate??? you sound like a pro

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i have soooo many more!

like Hot Lunch aka Cleaveland Steamer

Dog in a bathrub

Bronco

Donkey Punch


there's a whole list of disgusting sex things!

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some of this stuff sounds like something I would order at an applebees....'yes I'd like to order a Cleaveland Steamer and a large donkey punch with no ice'

And I thought i read everything but what are 'pringles' ????? Please tell!

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Posted by DnellD809

Ok I just by reading them I'm thinking I know what some of them are. But what is Dog in a bathtub??

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dog in a bathtub--when a guy tries to insert his balls into a girls booty hole---its similiar to trying to keep a dog in the bathtub when you're giving him a bath...cause the girl obviously can't stay still!

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Posted by KarinAmanda

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right?

Hi guys!!! none of us know this first hand! We've heard from 'friends' we are all waiting until 08 when we are married!!! :angelicon:

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Posted by DnellD809

And I thought i read everything but what are 'pringles' ????? Please tell!

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i joked that giving up anal to your guy is like pringles---once they pop they can't stop---and now we are calling anal--pringles!

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Posted by DnellD809

And I thought i read everything but what are 'pringles' ????? Please tell!

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Back door .. They had said 'once you pop you can't stop'

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Posted by MJDoc12

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Posted by DnellD809

Ok I just by reading them I'm thinking I know what some of them are. But what is Dog in a bathtub??

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dog in a bathtub--when a guy tries to insert his balls into a girls booty hole---its similiar to trying to keep a dog in the bathtub when you're giving him a bath...cause the girl obviously can't stay still!

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LOL for real, im chuckling over here... i think this is the FIRST time i dont want to leave work early, i cant bare to leave the raunch for a minute