Official Urban Dictionary word/ phrase of the day

Original post by Naunie

Nov 02, 2006 11:24 AM

I will start with the letter 'A', and so forth.

I personallyt love today's choice. Because I thirst for new, creative curse words.

@ss bacon

1. clutz, a real jerk.

2. Sizzling moves that burn up the dance floor, ie., shaking your bottom like Neil Diamond.

3. one who is abnormally obsessed with mimes, Legos, AND the Dixie Chicks.

Used in a sentence...

1. Dude, you are some serious *** bacon.

2. I couldn't help but notice your sweet dance moves....baby, that was some serious *** bacon!

3. Jeff Goldbloom.

JanuaryBride06 Posted: Nov 20, 2006 11:14 AM

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I'm debating whether or not I should tell DH about the existence of the word grundle.
Hmmmm

PS - I'm proud of you for not shirking your UD WOTD responsibility.

SuzBride Posted: Nov 20, 2006 11:23 AM

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Posted by Naunie

grundle

The Grundle or 'taint' is the area between the genitals and the anus. (Male only)

'That bicycle seat really put a hurtin' on the old grundle!'

Of course as I read this my eyes slowly wandered over to Gyllenhall's nether region

Naunie Posted: Nov 20, 2006 11:36 AM

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Posted by JanuaryBride06

I'm debating whether or not I should tell DH about the existence of the word grundle.
Hmmmm

PS - I'm proud of you for not shirking your UD WOTD responsibility.

It wa sthe first thing I did this morning. At work.
I am the best employee. I wonder why I got such a cr@ppy raise...

Naunie Posted: Nov 20, 2006 11:37 AM

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Posted by SuzBride

Of course as I read this my eyes slowly wandered over to Gyllenhall's nether region

hehe- dirty.
- gratuitous grundle shot.

Naunie Posted: Nov 21, 2006 04:53 PM

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hosehound

A really ugly, often fat woman who thinks wearing fishnet panyhose, vinyl miniskirt or whatever slutty outfit would make her pretty when in fact it just makes her look uglier and stupid.

OR
hjust
only; singular; use dto emphasise the just-ness of something perverse.

-Man, that hosehound is hjust buusted. Makes me want to slap yo mama.

superkat Posted: Nov 21, 2006 05:11 PM

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Posted by Naunie

OK-
cucumber pants

Very tight pants, especially in the region of the crotch, where you can actually see the shaft of a grown mans pen!s.

David Bowie's hot outfit in the 'Labyrinth' is a perfect example the most righteous cucumber pants.