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Overheard and one-liners about marriage

JanuaryBride06 Posted:

Overheard and one-liners about marriage

Guy: It's not that I'm against marriage. I mean, I like weddings.

--Sammy's Roumanian Steakhouse, Chrystie Street

Drunk lady: Hey! It's 10PM. Has anyone seen my husband?

--F train

Chick on cell: He's marrying her? The last I heard, he said she had a big a$$!

--11th Street between 5th & 6th

Guy: It's either have lots of kids or marry lots of women...

--31st & Lexington

Girl on phone: Oh my god, you just got engaged? Aw...That's so exciting...Wait...Did you say yes? Oh wow, so you like have a ring?

--Office, 51st & 6th

Woman on cell: Yeah, I'm covered on his insurance even though we're not married...I know! We are domestic partners. And we're not even gay!

--Port Authority


Woman: I tried to break up with him for four years and never managed; that's why we got married.

--City Bakery, West 18th Street
hmpena Posted:

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Love the one about her having a big a$$!
cindyandkevin Posted:

Re: Overheard and one-liners about marriage

Some people!!
hbradio Posted:

Re: Overheard and one-liners about marriage

awesome!

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