Pee on the seat

Dear public restroom user,

As women, we have learned the art of squating, or hovering, and by this age, we almost have it down to a science. You squat, line your whoo whoo up over the BIG @SS hole in the seat, and pee. If you happen to make a mess, take the toilet paper, and wipe down the seat. It's your pee and you are going to wash your hands anyway when you are done (I hope). There is nothing more frustrating to me than going to use the ladies room and every seat has pee on it. I can't comfortably hover over a seat with your crap on it.

Thanks,
Danielle

PS, AND FLUSH THE GAHDAM TOILET... I don't need to see the business you left behind.

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Posted by yelley77

Dear public restroom user,

As women, we have learned the art of squating, or hovering, and by this age, we almost have it down to a science. You squat, line your whoo whoo up over the BIG @SS hole in the seat, and pee. If you happy to make a mess, take the toilet paper, and wipe down the seat. It's your pee and you are going to wash your hands anyway when you are done (I hope). There is nothing more frustrating to me than going to use the ladies room and every seat has pee on it. I can't comfortably hover over a seat with your crap on it.

Thanks,
Danielle

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WOOHOO! Finally someone has addressed the public about this horrible crime against feminity. Maybe they will listen.

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Posted by angl2001

i hate that!!!! if u sprinkle when u tinkle please be neat and wipe the seat!!!

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I think i am going to quote that and write it on the walls of the bathroom at work.... we share the bathroom with the whole floor... and let me tell you, it is not pleasant in there!!!!!

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Posted by FinallyEngaged

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Posted by angl2001

i hate that!!!! if u sprinkle when u tinkle please be neat and wipe the seat!!!

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I think i am going to quote that and write it on the walls of the bathroom at work.... we share the bathroom with the whole floor... and let me tell you, it is not pleasant in there!!!!!

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So embarrassing but the office manager has these huge signs in the bathroom telling everyone to be neat and considerate of others, but those slobs never listen.

Sorry so long but read!!! its sooooo funny

this reminds me of something that happened to me a few years ago at my old job. I would go into the bathroom and go into the first stall (for some reason i just liked it better than the other 2 lol) and there would ALWAYS be pee on the seat AND the floor. So i'd freak out and be like who the hell can actually get it on the floor, let alone the seat. So one day I went into the bathroom and there was someone in the last stall peeing like a race horse. OMG i've never heard someone pee that fast. So the building my office was in was a small one, so everyone pretty much knew everyone, with the exception of a few weirdos that kept to themselves. So I'm listening to this lady pee like crazy, so i kinda glanced down at the floor in the stall cause I could tell who it was by their shoes lol but when I looked down I realized ..umm theres no feet lol so i was like hmmm (now all this time was passing and she was STILL peeing) so I looked again and yup..still No feet or legs. So now i'm thinking theres a midget running around that I dont know about. So i tried waiting around for this thing to come out of the stall..and she never came out. even after she was done peeing. So i went back to my office and went to my coworker and told her the story. She told me I was losing my mind...So the next day I went into the bathroom and the same thing happened. Someone peeing, but no feet or legs lol Now i'm ready to lose it on someone, so I made it a point to wait around for this person to come out...and no joke like 20 mins passed and she never came out of the bathroom..now i tell the whole office and everyones on the look out...
So a few days pass and I didnt hear this person again lol then one day about a week later I walk into the bathroom and go into the first stall, and now as I'm peeing..someone walks in and goes into the stall next to me, so i look down and all I see is one foot step up onto the seat then the other foot step up. So now i'm like OH MY GOD W T F!!!' so i just stop peeing, like mid stream and leave the stall and now i'm like waiting around to see this thing, and she finally stops peeing and I look at the ground again and I see her step down off the seat but refused to come out of the stall b/c she knew I was there. Ive never been more freaked out lol she stepped up onto the seat facing the wall, then stepped down with her back against the wall. So she had to have twisted herself on top of the seat to face forward, but never let her head pop up over the stalls...someone finally found out it was a lady in the office next door to us. she was embarassed enough that she had quit a few weeks later...but i SWEAR on my life, this is a true story...so I came to the conclusion that thats why theres pee on the seat AND the floor..cause this lady was hovering over the seat about a foot high hahahahahaha ughh I hate people

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Posted by dajc23

Sorry so long but read!!! its sooooo funny

this reminds me of something that happened to me a few years ago at my old job. I would go into the bathroom and go into the first stall (for some reason i just liked it better than the other 2 lol) and there would ALWAYS be pee on the seat AND the floor. So i'd freak out and be like who the hell can actually get it on the floor, let alone the seat. So one day I went into the bathroom and there was someone in the last stall peeing like a race horse. OMG i've never heard someone pee that fast. So the building my office was in was a small one, so everyone pretty much knew everyone, with the exception of a few weirdos that kept to themselves. So I'm listening to this lady pee like crazy, so i kinda glanced down at the floor in the stall cause I could tell who it was by their shoes lol but when I looked down I realized ..umm theres no feet lol so i was like hmmm (now all this time was passing and she was STILL peeing) so I looked again and yup..still No feet or legs. So now i'm thinking theres a midget running around that I dont know about. So i tried waiting around for this thing to come out of the stall..and she never came out. even after she was done peeing. So i went back to my office and went to my coworker and told her the story. She told me I was losing my mind...So the next day I went into the bathroom and the same thing happened. Someone peeing, but no feet or legs lol Now i'm ready to lose it on someone, so I made it a point to wait around for this person to come out...and no joke like 20 mins passed and she never came out of the bathroom..now i tell the whole office and everyones on the look out...
So a few days pass and I didnt hear this person again lol then one day about a week later I walk into the bathroom and go into the first stall, and now as I'm peeing..someone walks in and goes into the stall next to me, so i look down and all I see is one foot step up onto the seat then the other foot step up. So now i'm like OH MY GOD W T F!!!' so i just stop peeing, like mid stream and leave the stall and now i'm like waiting around to see this thing, and she finally stops peeing and I look at the ground again and I see her step down off the seat but refused to come out of the stall b/c she knew I was there. Ive never been more freaked out lol she stepped up onto the seat facing the wall, then stepped down with her back against the wall. So she had to have twisted herself on top of the seat to face forward, but never let her head pop up over the stalls...someone finally found out it was a lady in the office next door to us. she was embarassed enough that she had quit a few weeks later...but i SWEAR on my life, this is a true story...so I came to the conclusion that thats why theres pee on the seat AND the floor..cause this lady was hovering over the seat about a foot high hahahahahaha ughh I hate people

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OMG once my g/fs and i were at a club and the bathroom was really dirty and we were way too drunk to try and hover so we stood on the seat and squatted over it - one friend stood in the stall in front of the toilet so we could lean on them while balancing on the seat

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Posted by Future Mulligan

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Posted by dajc23

Sorry so long but read!!! its sooooo funny

this reminds me of something that happened to me a few years ago at my old job. I would go into the bathroom and go into the first stall (for some reason i just liked it better than the other 2 lol) and there would ALWAYS be pee on the seat AND the floor. So i'd freak out and be like who the hell can actually get it on the floor, let alone the seat. So one day I went into the bathroom and there was someone in the last stall peeing like a race horse. OMG i've never heard someone pee that fast. So the building my office was in was a small one, so everyone pretty much knew everyone, with the exception of a few weirdos that kept to themselves. So I'm listening to this lady pee like crazy, so i kinda glanced down at the floor in the stall cause I could tell who it was by their shoes lol but when I looked down I realized ..umm theres no feet lol so i was like hmmm (now all this time was passing and she was STILL peeing) so I looked again and yup..still No feet or legs. So now i'm thinking theres a midget running around that I dont know about. So i tried waiting around for this thing to come out of the stall..and she never came out. even after she was done peeing. So i went back to my office and went to my coworker and told her the story. She told me I was losing my mind...So the next day I went into the bathroom and the same thing happened. Someone peeing, but no feet or legs lol Now i'm ready to lose it on someone, so I made it a point to wait around for this person to come out...and no joke like 20 mins passed and she never came out of the bathroom..now i tell the whole office and everyones on the look out...
So a few days pass and I didnt hear this person again lol then one day about a week later I walk into the bathroom and go into the first stall, and now as I'm peeing..someone walks in and goes into the stall next to me, so i look down and all I see is one foot step up onto the seat then the other foot step up. So now i'm like OH MY GOD W T F!!!' so i just stop peeing, like mid stream and leave the stall and now i'm like waiting around to see this thing, and she finally stops peeing and I look at the ground again and I see her step down off the seat but refused to come out of the stall b/c she knew I was there. Ive never been more freaked out lol she stepped up onto the seat facing the wall, then stepped down with her back against the wall. So she had to have twisted herself on top of the seat to face forward, but never let her head pop up over the stalls...someone finally found out it was a lady in the office next door to us. she was embarassed enough that she had quit a few weeks later...but i SWEAR on my life, this is a true story...so I came to the conclusion that thats why theres pee on the seat AND the floor..cause this lady was hovering over the seat about a foot high hahahahahaha ughh I hate people

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OMG once my g/fs and i were at a club and the bathroom was really dirty and we were way too drunk to try and hover so we stood on the seat and squatted over it - one friend stood in the stall in front of the toilet so we could lean on them while balancing on the seat

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Yea but you guys were drunk and i'm sure the place was gross so thats fine lol. but this was in a nice building where not many people worked and it was all clean. and she did it b/c thats just how she goes to the bathroom. When she had left someone has said that she does that everywhere, even like at home lolol which i find a bit odd

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Posted by dajc23

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Posted by Future Mulligan

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Posted by dajc23

Sorry so long but read!!! its sooooo funny

this reminds me of something that happened to me a few years ago at my old job. I would go into the bathroom and go into the first stall (for some reason i just liked it better than the other 2 lol) and there would ALWAYS be pee on the seat AND the floor. So i'd freak out and be like who the hell can actually get it on the floor, let alone the seat. So one day I went into the bathroom and there was someone in the last stall peeing like a race horse. OMG i've never heard someone pee that fast. So the building my office was in was a small one, so everyone pretty much knew everyone, with the exception of a few weirdos that kept to themselves. So I'm listening to this lady pee like crazy, so i kinda glanced down at the floor in the stall cause I could tell who it was by their shoes lol but when I looked down I realized ..umm theres no feet lol so i was like hmmm (now all this time was passing and she was STILL peeing) so I looked again and yup..still No feet or legs. So now i'm thinking theres a midget running around that I dont know about. So i tried waiting around for this thing to come out of the stall..and she never came out. even after she was done peeing. So i went back to my office and went to my coworker and told her the story. She told me I was losing my mind...So the next day I went into the bathroom and the same thing happened. Someone peeing, but no feet or legs lol Now i'm ready to lose it on someone, so I made it a point to wait around for this person to come out...and no joke like 20 mins passed and she never came out of the bathroom..now i tell the whole office and everyones on the look out...
So a few days pass and I didnt hear this person again lol then one day about a week later I walk into the bathroom and go into the first stall, and now as I'm peeing..someone walks in and goes into the stall next to me, so i look down and all I see is one foot step up onto the seat then the other foot step up. So now i'm like OH MY GOD W T F!!!' so i just stop peeing, like mid stream and leave the stall and now i'm like waiting around to see this thing, and she finally stops peeing and I look at the ground again and I see her step down off the seat but refused to come out of the stall b/c she knew I was there. Ive never been more freaked out lol she stepped up onto the seat facing the wall, then stepped down with her back against the wall. So she had to have twisted herself on top of the seat to face forward, but never let her head pop up over the stalls...someone finally found out it was a lady in the office next door to us. she was embarassed enough that she had quit a few weeks later...but i SWEAR on my life, this is a true story...so I came to the conclusion that thats why theres pee on the seat AND the floor..cause this lady was hovering over the seat about a foot high hahahahahaha ughh I hate people

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OMG once my g/fs and i were at a club and the bathroom was really dirty and we were way too drunk to try and hover so we stood on the seat and squatted over it - one friend stood in the stall in front of the toilet so we could lean on them while balancing on the seat

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Yea but you guys were drunk and i'm sure the place was gross so thats fine lol. but this was in a nice building where not many people worked and it was all clean. and she did it b/c thats just how she goes to the bathroom. When she had left someone has said that she does that everywhere, even like at home lolol which i find a bit odd

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Posted by yelley77

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Posted by dajc23

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Posted by Future Mulligan

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Posted by dajc23

Sorry so long but read!!! its sooooo funny

this reminds me of something that happened to me a few years ago at my old job. I would go into the bathroom and go into the first stall (for some reason i just liked it better than the other 2 lol) and there would ALWAYS be pee on the seat AND the floor. So i'd freak out and be like who the hell can actually get it on the floor, let alone the seat. So one day I went into the bathroom and there was someone in the last stall peeing like a race horse. OMG i've never heard someone pee that fast. So the building my office was in was a small one, so everyone pretty much knew everyone, with the exception of a few weirdos that kept to themselves. So I'm listening to this lady pee like crazy, so i kinda glanced down at the floor in the stall cause I could tell who it was by their shoes lol but when I looked down I realized ..umm theres no feet lol so i was like hmmm (now all this time was passing and she was STILL peeing) so I looked again and yup..still No feet or legs. So now i'm thinking theres a midget running around that I dont know about. So i tried waiting around for this thing to come out of the stall..and she never came out. even after she was done peeing. So i went back to my office and went to my coworker and told her the story. She told me I was losing my mind...So the next day I went into the bathroom and the same thing happened. Someone peeing, but no feet or legs lol Now i'm ready to lose it on someone, so I made it a point to wait around for this person to come out...and no joke like 20 mins passed and she never came out of the bathroom..now i tell the whole office and everyones on the look out...
So a few days pass and I didnt hear this person again lol then one day about a week later I walk into the bathroom and go into the first stall, and now as I'm peeing..someone walks in and goes into the stall next to me, so i look down and all I see is one foot step up onto the seat then the other foot step up. So now i'm like OH MY GOD W T F!!!' so i just stop peeing, like mid stream and leave the stall and now i'm like waiting around to see this thing, and she finally stops peeing and I look at the ground again and I see her step down off the seat but refused to come out of the stall b/c she knew I was there. Ive never been more freaked out lol she stepped up onto the seat facing the wall, then stepped down with her back against the wall. So she had to have twisted herself on top of the seat to face forward, but never let her head pop up over the stalls...someone finally found out it was a lady in the office next door to us. she was embarassed enough that she had quit a few weeks later...but i SWEAR on my life, this is a true story...so I came to the conclusion that thats why theres pee on the seat AND the floor..cause this lady was hovering over the seat about a foot high hahahahahaha ughh I hate people

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OMG once my g/fs and i were at a club and the bathroom was really dirty and we were way too drunk to try and hover so we stood on the seat and squatted over it - one friend stood in the stall in front of the toilet so we could lean on them while balancing on the seat

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Yea but you guys were drunk and i'm sure the place was gross so thats fine lol. but this was in a nice building where not many people worked and it was all clean. and she did it b/c thats just how she goes to the bathroom. When she had left someone has said that she does that everywhere, even like at home lolol which i find a bit odd

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That is hilarious.

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Posted by yelley77

Dear public restroom user,

As women, we have learned the art of squating, or hovering, and by this age, we almost have it down to a science. You squat, line your whoo whoo up over the BIG @SS hole in the seat, and pee. If you happen to make a mess, take the toilet paper, and wipe down the seat. It's your pee and you are going to wash your hands anyway when you are done (I hope). There is nothing more frustrating to me than going to use the ladies room and every seat has pee on it. I can't comfortably hover over a seat with your crap on it.

Thanks,
Danielle

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i just came from the restroom disgusted..lol Where do you work???

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Posted by yelley77

Dear public restroom user,

As women, we have learned the art of squating, or hovering, and by this age, we almost have it down to a science. You squat, line your whoo whoo up over the BIG @SS hole in the seat, and pee. If you happen to make a mess, take the toilet paper, and wipe down the seat. It's your pee and you are going to wash your hands anyway when you are done (I hope). There is nothing more frustrating to me than going to use the ladies room and every seat has pee on it. I can't comfortably hover over a seat with your crap on it.

Thanks,
Danielle

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Preach

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Posted by hunnie23

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Posted by yelley77

Dear public restroom user,

As women, we have learned the art of squating, or hovering, and by this age, we almost have it down to a science. You squat, line your whoo whoo up over the BIG @SS hole in the seat, and pee. If you happen to make a mess, take the toilet paper, and wipe down the seat. It's your pee and you are going to wash your hands anyway when you are done (I hope). There is nothing more frustrating to me than going to use the ladies room and every seat has pee on it. I can't comfortably hover over a seat with your crap on it.

Thanks,
Danielle

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i just came from the restroom disgusted..lol Where do you work???

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at NYIT. We share a bathroom with the students and there are only 4 girls that work in the building. It just disgusts me everytime I walk in there

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Posted by Mrs.D08

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Posted by yelley77

Dear public restroom user,

As women, we have learned the art of squating, or hovering, and by this age, we almost have it down to a science. You squat, line your whoo whoo up over the BIG @SS hole in the seat, and pee. If you happen to make a mess, take the toilet paper, and wipe down the seat. It's your pee and you are going to wash your hands anyway when you are done (I hope). There is nothing more frustrating to me than going to use the ladies room and every seat has pee on it. I can't comfortably hover over a seat with your crap on it.

Thanks,
Danielle

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Preach

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lol. thanks!

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Posted by yelley77

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Posted by hunnie23

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Posted by yelley77

Dear public restroom user,

As women, we have learned the art of squating, or hovering, and by this age, we almost have it down to a science. You squat, line your whoo whoo up over the BIG @SS hole in the seat, and pee. If you happen to make a mess, take the toilet paper, and wipe down the seat. It's your pee and you are going to wash your hands anyway when you are done (I hope). There is nothing more frustrating to me than going to use the ladies room and every seat has pee on it. I can't comfortably hover over a seat with your crap on it.

Thanks,
Danielle

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i just came from the restroom disgusted..lol Where do you work???

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at NYIT. We share a bathroom with the students and there are only 4 girls that work in the building. It just disgusts me everytime I walk in there

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i work at an very large office building downtown, the office next to us has about 80 women, no lie, our has about 4.
these women are soooo disgusting. Hair, toothpaste on the sink, nasty toilets. Mind you, we have a cleaning lady that cleans at least 4 times a day.

These women should be ashamed of themselves, they carry themselves soo sophisticated and cannot even pee straight into the bowl!!