Glad I am not the only one. I am one of the younger people who works here and I don't understand how grown women can be so nasty as to leave their mess behind!
i hate this!!!! don't you ever wonder what people's bathrooms look like at home???? i mean how gross is that?!?!?!?!?!?! flush your stuff!
People are DISGUSTING
Posted by yelley77
Dear public restroom user,
As women, we have learned the art of squating, or hovering, and by this age, we almost have it down to a science. You squat, line your whoo whoo up over the BIG @SS hole in the seat, and pee. If you happen to make a mess, take the toilet paper, and wipe down the seat. It's your pee and you are going to wash your hands anyway when you are done (I hope). There is nothing more frustrating to me than going to use the ladies room and every seat has pee on it. I can't comfortably hover over a seat with your crap on it.
Thanks,
Danielle
PS, AND FLUSH THE GAHDAM TOILET... I don't need to see the business you left behind.
Posted by kristi313
i hate this!!!! don't you ever wonder what people's bathrooms look like at home???? i mean how gross is that?!?!?!?!?!?! flush your stuff!
I think that toilet seats should be filled with gross liquid and should have a sensor to release a steady, upright stream AT the person peeing on the seat! I always wonder how nasty a person is that they can do that and just walk away!
Posted by yelley77
Dear public restroom user,
As women, we have learned the art of squating, or hovering, and by this age, we almost have it down to a science. You squat, line your whoo whoo up over the BIG @SS hole in the seat, and pee. If you happen to make a mess, take the toilet paper, and wipe down the seat. It's your pee and you are going to wash your hands anyway when you are done (I hope). There is nothing more frustrating to me than going to use the ladies room and every seat has pee on it. I can't comfortably hover over a seat with your crap on it.
Thanks,
Danielle
PS, AND FLUSH THE GAHDAM TOILET... I don't need to see the business you left behind.
Ugh I hate that. Seriously my office is disgusting
ewwwwww. luckily the school bathrooms are typically pretty clean (there are so many, with multiple stalls and they are cleaned daily)
Amen on this ! I would print it out and post it in the bathroom..lol
Amen! People can be so gross
Posted by alymikewedding08
Posted by yelley77
Dear public restroom user,
As women, we have learned the art of squating, or hovering, and by this age, we almost have it down to a science. You squat, line your whoo whoo up over the BIG @SS hole in the seat, and pee. If you happen to make a mess, take the toilet paper, and wipe down the seat. It's your pee and you are going to wash your hands anyway when you are done (I hope). There is nothing more frustrating to me than going to use the ladies room and every seat has pee on it. I can't comfortably hover over a seat with your crap on it.
Thanks,
Danielle
PS, AND FLUSH THE GAHDAM TOILET... I don't need to see the business you left behind.
Ok.. at my job.. not only do they pee on the seat.. but some how they leave little curlies on there too!!
DIDN'T ANYONE EVER HEAR OF WAXING!?![]()
Whoo Hoo!!! It amazes me how gross women can be!
Posted by dajc23
Posted by Future Mulligan
Posted by dajc23
Sorry so long but read!!! its sooooo funny
this reminds me of something that happened to me a few years ago at my old job. I would go into the bathroom and go into the first stall (for some reason i just liked it better than the other 2 lol) and there would ALWAYS be pee on the seat AND the floor. So i'd freak out and be like who the hell can actually get it on the floor, let alone the seat. So one day I went into the bathroom and there was someone in the last stall peeing like a race horse. OMG i've never heard someone pee that fast. So the building my office was in was a small one, so everyone pretty much knew everyone, with the exception of a few weirdos that kept to themselves. So I'm listening to this lady pee like crazy, so i kinda glanced down at the floor in the stall cause I could tell who it was by their shoes lol but when I looked down I realized ..umm theres no feet lol so i was like hmmm (now all this time was passing and she was STILL peeing) so I looked again and yup..still No feet or legs. So now i'm thinking theres a midget running around that I dont know about. So i tried waiting around for this thing to come out of the stall..and she never came out. even after she was done peeing. So i went back to my office and went to my coworker and told her the story. She told me I was losing my mind...So the next day I went into the bathroom and the same thing happened. Someone peeing, but no feet or legs lol Now i'm ready to lose it on someone, so I made it a point to wait around for this person to come out...and no joke like 20 mins passed and she never came out of the bathroom..now i tell the whole office and everyones on the look out...
So a few days pass and I didnt hear this person again lol then one day about a week later I walk into the bathroom and go into the first stall, and now as I'm peeing..someone walks in and goes into the stall next to me, so i look down and all I see is one foot step up onto the seat then the other foot step up. So now i'm like OH MY GOD W T F!!!' so i just stop peeing, like mid stream and leave the stall and now i'm like waiting around to see this thing, and she finally stops peeing and I look at the ground again and I see her step down off the seat but refused to come out of the stall b/c she knew I was there. Ive never been more freaked out lol she stepped up onto the seat facing the wall, then stepped down with her back against the wall. So she had to have twisted herself on top of the seat to face forward, but never let her head pop up over the stalls...someone finally found out it was a lady in the office next door to us. she was embarassed enough that she had quit a few weeks later...but i SWEAR on my life, this is a true story...so I came to the conclusion that thats why theres pee on the seat AND the floor..cause this lady was hovering over the seat about a foot high hahahahahaha ughh I hate people
OMG once my g/fs and i were at a club and the bathroom was really dirty and we were way too drunk to try and hover so we stood on the seat and squatted over it - one friend stood in the stall in front of the toilet so we could lean on them while balancing on the seat![]()
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Yea but you guys were drunk and i'm sure the place was gross so thats fine lol. but this was in a nice building where not many people worked and it was all clean. and she did it b/c thats just how she goes to the bathroom. When she had left someone has said that she does that everywhere, even like at home lolol which i find a bit odd
Posted by ChristineAaron08
OMG- this sounds like my office, but not quite as bad.
They leave..uuhhmm ..other things behind.
The sad thing is that we are most of the floor so I KNOW its my co-workers!
HR has actually sent e-mails and ppl have posted letters in the bathroom..lol![]()
