Pee on the seat

Dear public restroom user,

As women, we have learned the art of squating, or hovering, and by this age, we almost have it down to a science. You squat, line your whoo whoo up over the BIG @SS hole in the seat, and pee. If you happen to make a mess, take the toilet paper, and wipe down the seat. It's your pee and you are going to wash your hands anyway when you are done (I hope). There is nothing more frustrating to me than going to use the ladies room and every seat has pee on it. I can't comfortably hover over a seat with your crap on it.

Thanks,
Danielle

PS, AND FLUSH THE GAHDAM TOILET... I don't need to see the business you left behind.