Phrase for Groom's Cake - funny

Ok, FH is a landscaper so I got him a grooms cake which is a giant rainbow cookie and the bakery is going to scan a pic of his lawnmower onto the cake.

They want to put a 'catchy' phrase on it so they told me to come up with something. I've run this past my family and they think its hilarious as does one of my BM's.......what do you girls think.

Ready...........

'Babe.......Your nice grass mows me over......wanna fertilize?'

Is it too over the top for a wedding cake? He is the only one who is going to see it - we're not doing a cake cutting ceremony.....just an off to the side thing.

Opinions please :)

THe idea of a giant rainbow cookie is making my mouth water!

I'd say, if you're happy with the phrase and you think it will make him laugh, than go for it.

We had other phrases that were just too dirty - they were really hilarious though.

I was originally going to do just 'You mow me over'. I don't know - he'll get a kick out of it no matter what I do.

I like it, but I am worried about the older crowd.....if you thnk they can handle it, then go for it!

PUT THE FERTLIZER LINE ON THE CAKE